As a mobile app developer, I lost count of how many times Android would implement something New And Shiny, and then Apple would come along, sometimes years later, implement that same thing for iOS and declare and market it as Magical and Revolutionary. Usually the iOS one would be a better one, because they'd let Android work most of the bugs out, but I don't recall too many things that Apple did that had never been seen before.
Now do camo sneakers. With gold trim. Just to poke the bear 😉
Hopefully more than just a concept of a plan 😉
Ex presidents... Plural. Could someone get Dubya or Clinton or one of the others to retire Trump, since they're now immune too
Looks like Jesus has taken all the wheels.
Plus you get to choose who's doing the fucking
So if he didn't sleep with them, and these aren't some sort of out of court settlement payments, what was he giving them the money for?
Came here to say this. How will they shut him up? The people who came to hear him talk will want to hear his word salad gospel, no matter how long he yammers for. She won't be able to get a word in.
And based on what happened with Hillary Clinton, there should also perhaps be a demand that he stay put at his lectern and not be allowed to walk around the stage/behind her...
By next week he won't even remember her, except maybe as someone who may have brought him covfefe that one time...
Maybe sorry they got caught. Or maybe sorry it didn't work out the way they planned.
They should start with that golf course...
You didn't shoot anyone either tho, did you?
"...convicted felon and rapist..."
Always has been...
Some of these chief execs may be corporate psychopaths themselves, and they'd be more interested in arse covering and making sure they're protected than having external powerful strangers poking thru everything they do.
They're only noticing this now?
I bet this guy peaked in high school.
They're the epitome of "Glory Days", all peaked in high school
#leopardsatemyface
How many were left tho?
Because some of them mentally never left high school. So they pick 'insults" that were "funny" and made them "cool", back when they peaked, and those appeal to the rest of the faux-news followers who did the same.
He's the "wrong" colour tho, that's why he surveillance isn't working properly /s
Religious zealots.
Clarence Thomas has entered the chat...
Yes. Carbon dioxide is carbon dioxide. But the volume you'll be releasing wouldn't even show up as a 10th decimal rounding error, so I wouldn't worry. Just breathing will release more.
Be careful what you wish for...
A wig? What kind of wig? Tell us more about the wig?
Christian ISIS. Anyone who hasn't read/watched The Handmaid's Tale has no idea of what this would actually look like. And, just like THT, there will be different rules for those at the top, than for those at the bottom.
Definite Handmaids Tale vibes
Turn off the Large Hadron Collider. All this shit started back when they turned it on 😉
Maybe that's why they are working on brain implants
'Alternative Facts', should be really easy to disprove, no?
Does it matter if they've got that Christi-fascist god-bothering speaker of the house to install him anyway, regardless of the election outcome? It sounds like the more rabid gop members are Russian sock puppets, he'll just be the head sock puppet...
He's always been a GOP plant. Sinema too.
Trump 'n' dump?
Make Attorneys Get Attorneys
He's like a toddler in a tantrum, smashing all the other kids' toys because he doesn't want to go home.
The survivors may be elite once they make it out the other side tho. Maybe that's the deal. It's like money laundering, but with people
The Streisand Effect
They'll just sack some more engineers to cut costs, and hire more sales & marketing.