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You can tell it is fake because no human would tie up the tent door flaps using the little nylon fettuccine thingies they sew onto each side

I prefer the phrase 'giving a dump', because I sure don't seem to be taking anything away from the transaction.

Alas I have digressed. I too indulged in the literary expositions of the shampoo bottle. Conditioner only on Fridays.

I operate in el camino reálity. Miss me with that ranchero and canyonero nonsense.

General Mills added unicorn marbits in 2018, so this sounds appropriate!

C++: C with blackjack and 40 year old hookers. Anyway, only the rich can inherit diamonds or something. Or perhaps not, my memory is corrupted. I'm open to any pointers though...

"Yeah, well I'm going to start losing even harder!"

Yes, I'm something of a motorboaterist myself...

If that was the one with the built-in sharpener, that kid was ballin'

Why would one ever need to sharpen crayons? Why you ask? Because reasons!

"Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.”

Netanyahu a tragic mishap, deadly strike on Rafah says

And those are real 'mericun quarter pounders mind you. Not those puny imported quarter kilogramers!

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They are referring to the meme about old German toilets having an 'inspection shelf' (Flachspüler)

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You should hear the cries of the memories, right before they are garbage collected. "Wait, I need that!"

"Bring in the logic probe!"

Well, as a real estate agent I staged a coop once but I still couldn't sell it. It was a low quality flip though.

He's a bit much sometimes. I prefer Bill Lehess.

Ahhhhhhhhh yes, the breaking point, a fine California Champagne by Paul Masson.

Breaking news, breaking bread, breaking out the fine Chinah, breaking open a cold one with the boys. Everyone will forget after 15 minutes and he will be shoved into the dustbin of history. Real working people have been getting the shaft for decades, and he understands nothing of it. He capitalized on that misdirected anger but didn't do squat for them except enrich himself. Just like 99% of of the politicians.

This guy projects harder than a Bell & Howell 3870 Overhead Projector with a transparency furiously marked up in permanent ink by the overworked teacher during lunch break in the staff room, right before a kid pukes up his Frankenberry pellets onto his desk and the janitor comes by and cleans it up with a cardboard box.

For me it was the guy in slide one with the lil' sebastian pony tail. Brick man is just the washed up kool-aid man after the royalties ran out and the brain damage kicked it from repeated head trauma (plus diabeetus). Ohh nooo!

  • The words 'calculate', 'control', and 'manipulating' appear above, but the words 'people' and 'corrupt' do not
  • The fundamental problem of all systems of economy is that they are governed and corrupted by people
  • The current ML cargo-culting provides little help here: it has been force-fed a diet of mental vomit. Any economic governance solution via ML would predictably be corrupted by humans and result in the same outcomes

The world would have benefited if the Chilean experiment had run to completion and provided knowledge. But of course, again, people. Perhaps we lack requisite variety in our Beer. After all, the market can remain irrational far longer than anyone can stay solvent -> alcohol is a solvent-> Beer is alcohol.

You see, this is just all a big misunderstanding. Some keys on their keyboard got worn out and they thought they were typing homophonic.

And they can only be marketed as a 'hot dog' if they are produced in the Titiller region of France

There is nothing on that seasonal display barge worth 150 dollary-doos. Or is there? What year is it and what's the inflation rate?

I'm also mildly concerned about the handcuffs in the top-shelf plastic bin.

If it's on I-5 in the CA central valley, it's doesn't. It sits in the fast lane right next to its buddy blocking traffic for 50 miles. Then it can't get it up when ol' Tehachapi comes a callin.

↑ supply or ↓ demand. As much as it frustrates politicians, these are the only true levers.

Of course, economists have successfully predicted 5 out of the last 3 recessions so who knows. Why don't you go ask Chat GPT.

It may be pronounced goople.fart, but it's spelled goople.farht.

I'll see myself aus.

Maybe I'm just physically intimidating, or a braggart, but I always get the full can of soda

The legroom may force me to drink it with my knees above my head, but still, chalk up a win for the common man

If you roll an average of 2.37 Cavendish bananas length of duct tape between your index and middle finger, you can make a sticky booger ball that tastes like an olive (or maybe boogers, depending on your pH and relative gastrointestinal 'transit time'). As a limited time offer it also removes warts!

That hideous alien creature on the wing during a storm? Me. That's me. I saved 19 bucks on my ticket and got TWO bags of peanuts on standby! The peanuts blew away one by one somewhere over Iowa but I had beef jerky backup, as all responsible travelers do.

That guy stuffed into a 1970's Samsonite in the unpressurized baggage hold? Also me.

One time I mailed myself through USPS. If it fits it ships flat rate!! It hurt when I got drop-kicked onto a porch though. More emotionally than anything else.

Frakkin Cylons! I knew it!

Yo dawg, we heard you like engine braking so we gave you engine breaking in your engine braking!

It's just recliner theater, I tell ya!

You may attract python too!

That Vowels table though...

If you eat enough of them, over many years, yes.

Please run for congress. Now.

Put a glide in your stride, and a dip in yo hip, and come on to the mothership

Rural vs urban is just another mechanism to divide people. Most unheard people just want the quiet dignity of a job that pays enough, enough free time to enjoy life, and to be left alone. The loudmouth sycophants and power-hungry sociopaths manipulate and ruin everything, skewing perceptions for the rest of us.