executive_chicken

@executive_chicken@lemmy.world
6 Post – 33 Comments
Joined 1 years ago

He was willing to throw his career away for a woman he’s been technically separated from for years. I just don’t get it…

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The worst thing is growing up and seeing them less and less to the point where once you do end up seeing them, they look WAY older than your mental image of them. Cherish your parents while you have them

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I live in the here and now, and I’m still baffled by wireless internet. It’s modern sorcery

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The “X” on the dead bird adds so much to this

Daily reminder for people who mainline YouTube drama to stand up, go outside, and touch grass

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Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Pirate’s Life for Me 🏴‍☠️

Let’s try our best to keep this same energy going forward!

No ads. Only beans 🫘

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I understand the sentiment, but this gives off major “TOLD YOU SO” vibes. The better message is to get people to vote based on recent accomplishments rather than “tHiNgS wOuLd HaVe BeEn BeTteR iF hIlArY wOn”

Get a Brother laser printer and never look back

Sounds like a fucking threat 😳

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I’ve been playing Metroid Prime: Remastered. It’s amazing to see the beauty of the world in this game, but kid me must of had way more patience for the backtracking

Right up there with the smell of Sharpies

Creating digital schizophrenia one grossly expensive headset at a time

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Proper usage of POV

“Bend over and COUGH

Didn’t know that Episode I Racer had a blue cartridge 🤔

“We put liquid paper on a bee…and it died”

"Say it again, Dexter"

What a breath of fresh air. America is currently in a tumultuous period, but we must always respect the ideals that undermine our society and the sacrifices made by the founders to establish this nation. Toxic amounts of apathy and criticism is equally as problematic as blind devotion and toxic patriotism.

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Not at all, but if not properly paired with action its just talk. There's plenty of pundits that get people spun up over issues with no real prescriptions of their own as a means of generating clicks and outrage

Based 🚰

There’s a distinct increase in difficulty in 2. God help you if you don’t have the right builds to take down Sectopods in the late game shivers

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Sharted

Taters? What's taters, precious?

I never really considered the part ESL individuals play into this phenomenon. It makes sense that a nation of immigrants would have a large population who isn't up to speed with English

Japanese men will literally do or design ANYTHING to not have to interact with a woman irl

Dick the Birthday Day Boy

It’s a little more recent, but Big Data’s 2.0 album is flawless. I struggle to pick my favorite