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Hank Hill lookin body…

I feel like a matchmaker of memes

Okay. Maybe even dumb it down a little more? Just in case someone out there still doesn’t get it. Not me, I get it. Just someone else might not, and what about them you know?!

Seriously though! This mofo is so active that when I first joined Lemmy, I thought The_Picard_Maneuver was a whole ass instance, not a user hahaha And the contributions are largely 🤌🏼

This version gives me Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark with the OG illustrations that were deemed “too scary” for children

I’ve never felt like more of a pillow princess until reading that last sentence. Here I am waiting to be entertained while people like you actually take action. Good on ya.

Now back to my previously scheduled lurk…

One ticket to death by snu snu, please!

I also don’t qualify, and I’m saddled with $60k of student debt for the foreseeable future with very little idea of how to ever change that depressing fact, but sure, congrats to those who do qualify! Sucks to suck for us, eh

Mario Mario got dumps of absolute steel! I bet I could do squats all day for a month and still not have half that level of cake.

TWO tortillas!? In one burrito!??! This is forward thinking…

I’m not your pal, friend!

For me, I tend to overstuff my burrito innards. As a result, I’m not able to fold in the ends over the heaping pile of innards so this tape would actually help me get that coveted wrap action without making me address my lack of self control.

I didn’t buy it because it was a gift but this was still my first cassette. It’s one of the few gifts I ever got from my father, which also included a ‘new’ boombox that was speckled with white paint. I rocked the shit outta that cassette though.

I just finally decided to ditch them this month, so not a ton of experience yet. I ran to Best Buy last night for the first time in years as opposed to ordering what I needed off Amazon. I miss the ease and all but I still feel like I’m making a good choice. There is no perfect company but fuck Amazon.

A real human bean

- Baberham Lincoln, 37 AD

Credit your quotes, DogPeePoo

It’s an ’unnatural’ conception made possible by use of embryos which these GOP lunatics would prefer be recognized as actual children, just in embryo form. Ergo, all embryos must be ‘protected’ which translates to no more science with embryos.

Is that green to you?

I feel like the shame runs so deep that we won’t even talk about him anymore. Tbf, he was especially cringe.

Nothing because no one will be there to experience it. It’s kinda like the tree falling in the forest with no one around to witness it. Fade to black, this hermit bag of meat is gone.