festnt

@festnt@sh.itjust.works
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we have finally found mr hands

wow, your friend has four arms. it must be cool

is he made of phosphor or what

!gnigde

now try doing that but the words have to still be words when read backwards

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pov you realise every generation is worse than the one before

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take the brick and put it very close to the officer's foot, it'll be funny

whats raytheon

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i didnt know trains could masturbate... and if you had to specify that the entire train is masturbating, does each section masturbate separately?

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no

instead of cremation, they take ashes from pizza place's oven and put that in pots to give to the families. in exchange, they provide ingredients for the pizza. did you know human flesh tastes a lot like pork?

what

is this true

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THE PISTOL IS GETTING BIGGER, HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!

my dog doesnt exist

yeah, of course its gonna look like its not local if you take out the part where it says its local

hey, things change yk

for the good of all of us

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did you mean "honk honk, honke"?

AAHHH MY (paleontology nerd) EYES!!!

THAT SPINOSAURUS IS TOO INNACURRATE

bill wurtz

when we tried with savetf2 they did fix some things and there were less bots for some time. the reason we're doing it again is so that everyone (even people who know nothing about tf2) knows that the game still needs fixing.

valve does still make games. do you not know about half life alyx and counter strike 2?!?!? they dont make them as much as they used to, but they still do it. also, they dont have to do much themselves. nothing's stopping them from hiring people from other studios to work on tf2.

what

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as any big herbivore, its probably very territorial and aggressive

you probably wont be able to be friends with it because its brain is very small

if you got stuck with it, you'd either be smashed by its feet (in case it couldnt get you with its tail) or be thagomized (in case it could get you with its tail)

i dont think youd rather be stuck with it

there are 4 things

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but there's no sense crying over every mistake

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people are like wood

they're straight until things get hot and wet

straight? i was straight once. they put me in a room, a rubber room... filled with rubber ...dicks. and dicks? i love dicks. they made me realise im not straight.

bas
-sheep

Straight? I was straight once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled with rubber femboys. And femboys make me straight, as i don't like them. I am still straight.

well its not catholicism that's pedophilic (as far as i know), its the catholic leaders who are!

probably because you have a foot fetish

i guess a bad character could be sexist, but it feels like theyre saying the autor themselves can be

i wanna open it, but i dont wanna open it

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is nsfw a thing for comments?

dont worry, youre still a meme, but youre popular on reddit

cute

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i'm not even angry...

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maybe the goblin wants to take their clothes so they have to do a Will saving throw or get embarassed and be flat-footed against the goblin

not entirely sure but no close relatives of spinosaurids had feathers so it's most probable they didnt. also im pretty sure the protofeathers it would have wouldnt even help it in a semi-aquactic environment

ronald mcsquito