Maybe they just really feel like they can open up to you, Dicksinabag.

Scale and scope. If you snitched on him for weed, you suck. If he's messing with kids, fuck em.

New strategy. Make more fucking college towns.

No one cared who I was until I put in the mask.

Oh no, I'm worried the additional expense might hurt their ipo.

He's losing. He's not talking to the court, he's talking to the "stand back and stand by" crowd.

And this. https://www.cnbc.com/select/student-loan-forgiveness-see-if-you-qualify/

Did they twist their mustaches at the same time?

He's a rude golfer, too?!

Did he pop his head into his turtly shell?

If you're so tolerant, why are you banning book bans?!

It feels like one of those magic times users revolted (I.e. Digg), but then I look at Mastodon and Twitter and am less hopeful.

Well shit.

It started off all ponies so, win?

The liberal agenda.

As a former school bus driver I can assure you that if you don't have consequences, you don't have rules.

You're going to want to avoid looking like a huge ass. I'd avoid jokes that shit on their career choice.

I'm starting to think these folks are bad at pattern recognition.

Now do North Carolina.

I bet the real answer is more nuanced than this.

People are saying I do the best bukkake. I met a guy who's a bukkake expert and do you know what he told me? He said, "Sir, you bukkake so perfectly. So perfectly." Can you believe that?

Source that cuz it's interesting, please.

Damnit don't Beetlejuice them.

Little of column a, little of column b...

Then there was this... https://sopuli.xyz/post/3729424

When am I ever going to need to know how to fight a pudding monster?

What a terrible day to have eyes.

It's like the sequel to Encino man except we're all gonna die.

You really want this to be your reddit moment?

Do you know how many poll requests are in my spam folder? Only old people get polls.

Yeah, they metastasized.

Barfing.

As always, gonna wait and see what people who know that stuff say about it. Feels like pr.

This isn't just a Florida problem.

Oh sure, blame the capitalist.

PCM fried some brains.

Where've you been hiding that Kraken, Donnie boy?

I like filling up my feed with some content while I figure this stuff out. It'll be easy to ditch the annoying instances once I know what I'm doin.

Poor fools, it's always run on porn.

Ok, I'm with you.