Finally, each of us upvoted the post, [...]"
"And then we waited to see who, if anyone, would give a shit," she said.
MacFarlane concluded, "Our elegant approach didn't work, so we hired a Perl hacker to go dig up the personal details on all 38 accounts that had ever upvoted a Haskell post, and the only one we didn't know was Seth Briars.
This is the one that got me
Probably operates closer to corporate software licensing deals, i.e. "we might not catch you but if we do it's over"