get_the_reference_

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Lifetime confirmed bachelorettes.

To collect the space dust, we need a Dyson vacuum.

I remember back in twenty-dickety-two when the Nazis took my circle-made-with-forefinger-and-thumb hand sign. They tried to take my milk, too, but I chased 'em of my property.

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Couldn't we just build a wall around him? Serves the same purpose, right?

Also you said tit Ook OOk OOK HOOHOO HAHOO!

Me so glad they tried!

It's Never Cloudy in Philadelphia.

How should I say should? How should I talk talk? Should I talk to the Colonel about putting the scissors in the drawer?

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I like X too, we should hang out!

Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean

If a frog had wings it wouldn't bump its ass when it hops.

I should have been saying it like that all along, but, you know, woulda, coulda, shoulda!

You got lucky. I did that once and my engine never started again :(

That's what this cis dad is called. Or at least this is how all sentences start in this house.

No W, then?

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I spread the shazzy on the kids' shells. It's delicious!

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NotPennysBoat