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Old phones stay hydrated.

macro imagine

what about micro pene?

His death has had quite the... impact.

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH! -sunglasses-

Where's the beef?!

Beans, bean, the magical fruit, The more you eat, the more you toot, So eat your beans and have a good meal, And remember to fart after every meal.

That's my regional variation.

I hope he learned his lesson: "no good deed goes unpunished"

Are you me? lol

A friend recently told me something that has really helped:

• We will all die one day and things will keep chugging along; accept it.
• Do not jeopardize your personal well being nor that of the people who matter to you; you're boss won't remember all the late nights, but you loved ones will.
• Keeping with that: be picky with your time. Chose and accept work which you bring unique value to. If someone else can do it, let them, and if the work must get done, then someone will do it.