greenhorn

@greenhorn@lemm.ee
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The banality of evil. A roku remote, Christmas themed tea towel, a Christmas snowman countdown calendar, and a suicide vest to and paying taxes

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They don't even need to edit their question you monster

Everyone on here talking about theirs going away over time and I'm wondering if I'm supposed to go in for regular scraping as I get older

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Here in Detroit, Stellantis just asked for their factory to be allowed to pollute more, despite neighbors pushing back at how much they already pollute.

Such a rusty axe head

I do both freelance graphic design and historic window restoration on the side. I did them both before my current full time design job, and do them in my spare time. I'm lucky that my current job considers 32 hours full time, so I have Fridays to do side work.

For some flavors of Christianity they're excited for those — necessary steps in the Armageddon death cult

Was Jesus Christ paranoid?

The cars are people?? BRB going to ask my person what their goals and destinations are, they might be different from mine and we need to have a serious heart to heart

Anyone who lets their dog bark outside for 10+ continuous minutes (except in case of emergency) loses dog privileges for a year. One year added for every five minutes over 10.

ShotSpotter installs can be repurposed to locate homes of negligent owners who are annoying the entire neighborhood by letting their dogs bark unmitigated.

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And nearly all states have pay-to-stay policies that deplete their resources for securing housing when they are released

Is this the start of "relevant Sesame Street" replacing "relevant XKCD"?

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I've started using it and I'm north of Canada ... In Detroit

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Good draft class for Smith but Trump has home field advantage

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Is this Escher's secret sign home?

Dresses suspiciously well for a pastor of a town of 3,700

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At a more northern latitude than part of Canada. Detroit is directly north of part of Canada

Is this a kid Rock joke?

I have a wool plaid cape I got from a woman's estate sale but it isn't necessarily gendered, though as a man I haven't been brave enough to wear it outside of the house yet except to a Burns supper where I got a lot of compliments. My coworkers are used to seeing me wear it on video throughout winter

Edit: after some googling it may be a cloak and not a cape since it is full length. I wear it as a sweater replacement

I more likes on my tweets than ever since Elon took over! ...And the increase is all bots.

Is that essentially the qualified immunity the police were given?

What was their explanation?

Sin and sorrow from the air People dying everywhere Happy birthday Happy birthday

I highly recommend the book The Lost Art of Reading Nature's Signs by Tristan Gooley. It's far more applicable for the roaming in nature possibilities in the UK than where I am in the US.

Good thing corporations are persons - first time I've said that

That's what I thought. My Christian parents went from anti-Hillary voters in 2016 to pro-Trump voters in 2020.

Are you solutions-oriented about it or in the feelings stage?

The guilt I feel when the tears start to well up

Graduated college in 2007, they were required by some of my graphic design professors

Time for a career change