hakunawazo

@hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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Sugar-roasted almonds. I was given a bad recipe to slowly cook the unpeeled almonds in sugar water until everything is dry. After a few bites the almonds tasted bitter and it took me some time to get that awful taste out of my mouth. Since then I can't stand them.

Thanks for explanation.

*shoot
FTFY

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And then there is some asshole with a nanofiber web.

Spoiler and gore warning for 3 body problem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxetv-xbazs

So no nginx for you

Maybe it's the swallowing feature what makes them so attractive... uhm... tactically valuable for the Russian military.

Classic app developer: Creates a problem for a solution.

Ha, I've discovered your hidden advertising like I discovered the great taste of a crunchy Big Kahuna Burger.
Let's check out some random customer opinions:
Jules W.: "Mm-hmm! This is a tasty burger!"

Marvin: "Mind-blowing!"


Yes, I am insulting you with my bad but very human behavior.
Now I'm laughing at you enthusiastically with my natural voice. h a h a h a.

Sounds more like: You drank my bottleshop.

Upvote for the hillarious image in my head.

šŸ“Ž It seems you want to save your file locally. Too bad...

Thank you for making me claustrophobic in my biggest room.

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Yes, but with a small chance of unknown deadly permafrost bacteria, therefore the price difference. ;)

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If he doesn't want to accept dissenting opinions, he should do like Mr. Burns and only allow prefabricated text.
Lisa: "Mr. Burns your campaign seems to have the momentum of a run away freight train. Why are you so popular?"

President Lindberg (Tiny Lister from The Fifth Element). Ok, maybe he was the whole worlds president, but he was so cool.

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'; DROP TABLE `passwords`; --

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I used to be a Dragonborn like you, but then I got a fire arrow to my dedicated graphics card.
Now nothing newer than Oblivion will ever run on that machine.

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Laser eyes/heat vision where you can't see where to shoot.

Sometimes the plate is burning hot and the food is cold. Best of both worlds.

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Is this a warning or a manual?

1: weird manual

2: ?????

3:

It's not homeopathic if you whisper "no homeo" before you swallow.

I also have someone like this in my distant family who thought Corona is a cold, that masks makes you unable to breath, that the WHO will take over the power of all countries, that the World Economic Forum in Davos will reset all financial markets to zero and that the USA will invade Ukraine to secure its bio-weapons laboratories.
You can imagine that family gatherings became fun from then on.

I kissed a dog and I liked it
The taste of dog food tongue
I kissed a dog just to try it
I hope my immune system don't mind it
It felt so gross, it felt so right
Don't mean Iā€²m in hospital tonight
I kissed a dog and I liked it
I liked it šŸ•

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Face/Off?

Is this a legit ad? Seems like a meme on a KKK message board.

What if we just type in 42 and let it think about that for seven and half million years?

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Hey, why so sad? That's not a downward spiral. It's just a lovely corkscrew. Like life. It's totally screwed.

No need to threaten us with an optical weapon of mass destruction.

With this knowledge, we can't left him alive.

- The onion industry, probably.