halvar

@halvar@lemm.ee
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Joined 12 months ago

But lukewarm and mid isn't.

Bowties are cool.

I hear that's been an issue of debate in the Vatican since around the 70s and one of the cardinals is very keen on summoning a council to settle it.

Just watched that episode for the first time and somehow it didn't even occur to me

thank mr skeltal

Don't get fooled, that's called stockholm syndrome.

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I'm not here to defend the soulless multi-million dollar corporation, but we don't actually know how much money it costs for youtube to stay up. The scale they are operating on is immense, I wouldn't be surprised, if they were still making a loss with 10 midroll ads.

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They are both standing next to what we think could have been a three-thousand year old space-witch. I would say Obama is cock-precautious and Trump is cock-foolish.

Pfizer BioNTech chip ultra 5G has been the name of mobile hotspot for more than a year now, and to say the least, I am very pleased.

As far as I understand they could have stopped it but it would have required them swallowing their pride and sharing their data and cooperating with "rival" agencies.

God: stupid fucking dog

That's torture and is outlawed by the geneva convention (btw)

Shouldn't because it happened in real life. Look up David Reimer.

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Dutch people when the hagelslag

This is the beuty of FOSS. I can add them myself, whenever I want to.

The fact that my first reaction to this was shouting "fuck you" internally probably just reenforces the idea that short people get aggressive about their height.

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You know what, since I get what you're trying to say (even though you're technically wrong) you can have my upvote.

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Faults may be found in the reasoning, but even with that, this may just be the truth.

Trevor on his way to get the jews out of egypt between two bank heists.

kill me, would ya

someone give this man a medal

The fact that this gets almost 500 upvotes makes me doubt the Reddit exodus, as this would mean most of us around here are Unix/Linux users.

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I like this. It's not really helpful in the sense that it seems almost as hard as being perfect yourself, but nonetheless it's possible, contrary to the alternative.

Until the moment someone finds a privilage escalation bug.

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Me: Did you eat my sofa? Cow: nooo

A nuclear scientist once explained this to me and a few of my friends in such a great way and I can only do injustice to that explaination, but I will try anyway.

What the nuclear disasters are, are tail risks. What he meant by that, is the more severe a disaster is the less chance it has happening, which you can imagine like the tail of a rat: the further away it is from body the thinner it is. Now the thing about nuclear disasters is that the tail is very long and gets very thin towards the end. That makes it so most incidents reported are incredibly unintresting (thankfully), most of them being non-vital valves gettint stuck and such. But when those really small (and with advancement always shrinking) chances cause a disaster you may have to evacuate a town. Then he told us about the Eschede train disaster. What happened was basically that a wheel of a train cracked and through incredible unluck killed half of the passangers. And looking at the history of trains, while this particular kind of mishap is very rare and we even have systems in place to prevent it from happening, other kinds of catastrophic failures have happened multiple times throughout history, sometimes even killing bystanders, much like a nuclear reactor could. This didn't stop people from boarding trains though, since the odds were always in their favor and the usefullness of the train was incredible at the time. At the end of the day we have to evaluate whether the benefits are worth the risk. And once again this scientist told us that while he may be a bit biased in this regard he does think those disasters are less and less likely to happen by the day and with the amount of energy generated they are quite worth it.

I wouldn't say it's the same league, which kinda makes it a bad analogy. You can burn any flag of any islamic country, they at the very max would be pissed (the way any patriotic individual would be pissed). The Quran is a religious text, which doesn't have an equivalent in the LGBT community.

You can make a religion out of this

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I thought from the meme he did something bad. Now I know he is the greatest man to ever live, no questions

Sadly for most people not having to work leads to apathy. Only the greatest among us are able to actually be productive when they aren't forced to. But I guess "being able to follos your dreams" could mean having the ability to not just waste your time all day.

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Bold of you to assume mine is still yellow.

ruuuude

I would pronounce it with a Ezh (Ʒ) (the sound in pleasure), as that's the sound we use to pronounce it in my language.

Shit, if ungendered pronouns make it woke, then I should ditch my native language.

I was about to comment something rude, until I read the last line.

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If I see one I'll get one and then probably not wear it. Unles it turns out to be super cool

I think I belive in the crowspiracy now

Don't get me wrong, I know exactly what you mean, I just have a suspicion that you might not.

e-mail, Vaultwarden, Jellyfin, koel (pretty good music server imo), Minecraft server for the homies, Grocy, CalDAV and CardDAV, Nextcloud and probably something else I forgot and can't look up right now

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