helixdaunting

@helixdaunting@lemm.ee
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Use the acronym: BOSS

Nationalist-christians, or "Nat-Cs" for short.

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Don't give Tesla any ideas.

Dicks out for Harambe

Tits out for Koko?

This is a highly regarded comment.

If it's a wooden door that you're screwing into, dab some match sticks with a little bit of liquid nails and gently hammer them into the stripped-out screw hole, and cut them flush with the hole. Once the glue dries, you can drive the screw back into the matches and it'll have enough wood to bite into.

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Come on, "Pumpkin Spice" was right there.

Wouldn't it be nice to "fuck around" some, never get to "finding out" too fast.

Hey I thought I told you...

THERE IS, AS YET, INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

Excuse me while I stare at my big hairy (proud!) feet as I try to figure out whether or not you just insulted me.

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

Agreed.

Sticks or it didn't happen, OP.

barely held together by alcohol and a thin, icy, fragile exterior

I'm in this comment and I'm totally fine so stop asking.

I Googled "man feeding soup to sick woman" to find this:

https://www.mediabakery.com/RAD0016008-sick-woman-eating-chicken-soup.html

Who's going to play the cat?

Remy Malik, Ali Wong, or Kate McKinnon?

Wildcard option: Trevor Noah as Balthazar.

How do I shoot photons?

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Welcome to jaaaaazz club.

Wololo

The text of the comment that the link points to is:

"A reminder that Garland was endorsed by the Federalist Society, which is why Obama thought he would be a safe pick for SCOTUS."

Sounds like the monsters on The Sopranos talking about their dicks. "I gave her the old suseej".

I regret that I have but one job to quit.

Holy cow, that's a deeeeeeeep memory that just floated back up.