Congratulations, you just figured out how healthcare works in the rest of developed countries

It's a reference to an infamous 4 panel comic strip called "loss". It's one of them ancient memes from 2008. If I remember correctly, the story of the comic is that the dude rushes in to the hospital to find his pregnant wife had just lost their baby or something. If you dumb it down enough and reduce the characters to lines, you end up with

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That's a template for a goose though.

Had to switch from connect to Voyager to post this one

Starship trooper when I was still in kindergarten. The only thing I remember from this movie is the scene where the bug drills a hole in the soldiers head to drink his brain. Don't plan to watch this movie ever again in my life

We were in Croatia once at a beautiful little restaurant at the beach. The food was fine except it was completely cold when it was brought to our table. Not warm, not lukewarm, I mean cold. Sat on the counter over an hour cold.

Starship troopers. Still have the mental Image of the bug drilling a hole in a dudes head.

Also robo cop. All I can remember is him (only head and torso) being hooked up to cables and medical computers and one of the scientists says "what a weird kind of pain he's having" or something like that

I am thankful for being born and living in Europe 🇪🇺

It's forbidden in Germany!

If you happen to go to a school where your parent is employed, you will never land in a class that your parent is teaching. Homeschooling is also forbidden by the way.

Thank you! Also "how it looks" and "what it looks like". I see people messing those up all the time

Omg YES. I am so tired of seeing bad news all the time, all it does is ruin your day. I come to Lemmy to unwind and escape reality, to look at some funny memes and forget my life for a bit, not to be constantly reminded of all the horrible things happening in the world.

Actually, dual citizenship in Germany is only allowed for a few select non-EU countries. For everyone else: first you apply for citizenship. Then they say citizenship will be granted, under the condition that you provide proof of revoking your previous citizenship within 2 years. Then you revoke your previous citizenship and give the confirmation to the immigration department. They will process it (during those weeks you are practically stateless) and grant you citizenship on this basis. Source: did this three years ago

Pretty good actually.

Especially people who never lived in a communist state

Wait... It's not a boxing movie? Haven't seen it yet for the same reason.

I finally started working out again! I also work from home and my Job made me miserable, but I'll be starting a new Job in November and that gave me hope and motivation to pull myself out of the depression hole.

The water takes a couple minutes to warm up after it's turned off. If I were to turn off the water for each task, showering would take even longer as I wait for the water temperature to normalize itself again

I'm wondering how people take showers shorter than 20 minutes. My normal shower routine takes 30-40 minutes, even longer if I need to shave intimate parts. if I'm in a real hurry and skip shaving altogether I might make it in 20 minutes. I have long hair, so I need to apply shampoo, rinse, apply some more shampoo, rinse, apply conditioner, while it soaks I wash my face with gentle face wash, soap up my body, shave, then rinse.... It's a long process.

Same

Love it when they consist only of consonants. Saw something along the lines of XYGDLFW the other day

This legit made me laugh out loud

People of different races are essentially all the same race - human beings.

Who's to say he has a medical condition? My hands shake for some time after carrying heavy bags, but the shaking stops after a while. Maybe the guy strains his firearms a lot when he's masturbating?

Same here! I do get drunk on occasion but never out of control

Oh yes, I usually end up saying "I work in insurance" because any more specific than that and people look at me with question marks in their faces

Mmmm love me some anus pudding

It's nice to find a fellow "insurance worker" amidst all them software engineers/ IT guys here on Lemmy 😄

Not quite 10 years, only 8, but I left the moment rif was shut down. Fuck spez

Elden Ring.

Got stuck on the first "real boss" because I don't have time to practice and playing for 1-2 hours on weekends doesn't get me anywhere. I guess I'll wait till the holidays where I can take two weeks off and grind my way through the boss then.

I dunno, I used to use ecosia and eventually switched back to Google because ecosia kept giving me bad or irrelevant search results compared to Google. That was a couple years ago, is it worth it giving it another try?