ilikekeyboards

@ilikekeyboards@lemmy.world
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Imagine paying 70$ for a f2p mmo where you always just play by yourself but you get banned if you cheat

FUCK CAMERAS. THAT'S WHY I VOTED BREXIT. SO I CAN TEXT AND DRIVE, NOT LIKE THESE BAGUETTE LOVING SISSIES

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I wanted to ask if you were born yesterday but I'll try to be more educative than sassy.

All companies in China exist purely with the blessing of the political party. No approval, no company. Everything is done by their books.

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Fuck chromium and fuck Google

Imagine how valuable his account can be. You can single handedly guide the narrative by yourself.

Somebody posts an article that Teslas keep catching fire? Delete that guys article from world news, from local news subbredits. From engineering subs and tech subs.

Oh, there is a rising post on the frontpage but it's from the competition newsletter? Delete it and post the article from my sponsors website.

100% there are people willing to pay a powermod for some shady businesses

Gabe Newell will die one day and with him the age of gaming shall die as well.

Any other owner would sell out to the billions of amazon and microsoft.

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We should just tax bunker fuel up to a point where it's a bit cheaper to run sails..... Only if we had a planet wide universal accord on it

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Tbh better for the consumer to pay for a newspaper than have it run by some billionaire who can afford to run it endlessly free of charge just so he can propagate his world view.

For example, The Washington Post now run owned by Jeff bezos give all the free articles how keeping the billionaire class and cooking the planet is actually a good thing

Yeah, most millionaires have no profit and they're in the red. We need even more taxes on small aircrafts that are used for private charter, more taxes on purchasing and operating helicopters, taxes on the kerosene not used in military scope.

Taxes on luxury cars that only the billionaire's afford. Every car over 150.000 USD should have a 100% tax to feed the homeless and the kids

Looks?

What happens when spendings are bigger than income, genius?

Of course it's been happening for a hundred years that's why it got so bad. At some point water boills, sur prize

Jokes aside, we'll see our first generation of homeless labourers.

Patenting chalk water solution is like patenting milk.

Oh look, I've made up a liquid consisting of suspended lipids, sugars, and proteins! Please detain these cows!

These corporations would try to patent any molecular arrangement that contains two oxygen atoms and call it a day and they'd fight a plant for it.

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Edit: ok, as long as the game is not owned by some evil company.

Changed my mind a bit. God damn Microsoft suck a shit company. Keep your money and pirate minecraft

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Each lemmy Server should've been it's own subreddit.

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By law, yes, because you people wouldn't never account for any kind of minority unless if forced.

Y'all wouldn't return the cart unless to recover the coin. There's people beating up rough sleepers. People are intrinsically selfish

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Opening up any excel file. Exporting any jpeg file from lightroom. Browsing more than one active tab at once. (the Web bloat is amazing)

I heard they tried to buy some panels from Samsung but they wanted such a huge amount per product that it would've raised the steam decks price way beyond of most consumers product. You can make more money by selling a cheaper product to more people rather than a premium product to a select few.

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Did you just wake up from eternal slumber? Everytime you buy something that arrived by lorry, be it even a tomato, everyone pays for the taxes directly and indirectly.

whoever gets paid to transport stuff around will need to buy fuel for their bussines so they can successfully deliver the goods they've been hired to deliver. So the company that owns the ships will get a full tank from the port, this time it will only be way more expenses due to taxes, and that maybe will push the the owners into investing into greener technology to transport goods that isn't as polluting.

Who keeps the taxes? The country whose port the shop was residing while fueling up.

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Same. I love racing, karts, formula1, I'm playing VR racing games and my first pc games were Need for Speed Carbon and Most Wanted. I like the engineering aspect behind them, the pistons, the clutches. I'm watching people fixing their cars on youtube etc.

I never owned a car, never will.

Way too expensive. I've taken my bike to work for the past four years. Over 20.000 thousand miles. I've only spent £1000. That's £250 a year for work commute.

It's incredible how inexpensive are the things that matter

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-be the "first in the world" -everywhere you go yell "USA! USA! USA!" -sparking people's curiosity and they look into your garden -they find a dystopian horror show, a land where billionaires are kings, millions deprived of liberty, hundred millions depraved of healthcare, an ever increasing tumour of fascists group that wish for some women and minorities to have fewer rights

-ohshit.jpg

You can't have the biggest running circus without everyone starring and complaining and debating.

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That's an auction. I need to keep bidding to get my order

Not any kind of religion. They're worshipping the white man's religion that they were force fed. If there wasn't the British Empire they wouldn't be bending over for Christ.

There can't be a bigger cuckolding than this. The first slaves over the Atlantic where brought over from Nigeria. How can you be a Christian after you've seen what their churches preach.

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Right now we're losing tons of information after snapchat bought and deleted the gyffcaf website.

Now imagine losing all games when Gabe dies and the new patron loses the company to a newfound addiction to whatever

The earlier you buy the buggier the next release is.

With all my respects if you repatriate them here in Mexico they will end up in some gangsters villa. The ministry of culture is weaker than their coked up limp dicks.

Buying on credit and then using the cash on a savings account is like having cashback on a purchase with an extra step

That should be part of criminal justice not a justice case. If the company I work would get half a mil for the pain I get put through they would drag me through even more shit. Without an extra penny.

I'll just retort to mercenary work

Outsourcing in Europe is heavily scrutinised and regulated due to companies kept choosing to depend on third party agencies do they don't have to do with strikes and unions.

Losing access to your banks. Banks in England send you an email link to confirm your access.

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What is bg3?

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So who's hosting all of this movies? Who are you actually downloading from?

It's so much better having your phone listen to you when you talking about holidays and showing you airplane tickets for months to come

Imagine giving away a nice browser for a 10% performance increase but now your new browser forces you to watch their ads or it won't load the pages you need to visit.

all the time you saved using "performant Browser" in the past couple of years, the mere minutes or hours, will be overshadowed by a single year of forcefully watching ads on every single website there is.

No tolerance for the intolerant. Let him die a swift death the same way as the kids in the bombarded school used as civilian shelter.

I'm only wishing good health on the enemy that surrenders.

USA instead of banning guns it bans penises

Can't be too difficult to script and be made automatic. But remember the nature of FED, you'd only be able to request it from the instance you joined

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Normal people just live their lives, the people who are heavily invested in this subject are either trans people themself or bigots. Are you this dense on purpose?

Uhm the government knows it's you who voted but not what

I've already been told by a friend that he spent the whole late evening after work just chilling with chatgpt, paraphrasing, because he was so lonely. Mostly because I was away at work and I couldn't reply

I mean, there must be people out there that would prefer talking to a robot than to a human. The perfect companion, doesn't judge you, you can't be awkward with, you won't have cringe moments because it's just a robot.

The future is just way more grim than we expect