A Crazy Taxi X Uber/Lyft skin pack would unironically probably sell well.

I wish Stan Twitter had never started his company, at all.

In two little buns, I'd presume.

Thank God for my Snap-On Strap-On.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure learning more about myself would make me simpler by definition.

I'm not a therapist. Is the idea that you forget about all of your problems because your balls are being tortured?

Usually just a fan, but a few nights ago I left The Twilight Zone on in the background and it was very cozy to sleep to.

Assuming there are no power issues, sleeping with fans is much cooler than not sleeping with fans.

Cognitive Ball Torture.

We're Amy Winehouse/Lindsay Lohan/Britney Spears. We love(d) the limelight, but it's not so great when we're spiraling downward.

The basic gist: a lot of the early promotion of Trump, "TheDonald," etc...got its start on 4chan. Pepe the Frog. Qanon nonsense. It was the first place I also noticed the trend of (specifically interracial) cuck porn with weirdly divisive messaging/themes, before it became a trending theme on every mainstream porn site.

If you look into what Russia does/has done in the U.S., the goal is always to sow division. The means are often irrelevant. Though they've had great success supporting the right, they also create fake groups/initiatives on the left, the general goal being to widen the social rift. Our racism problem as a country has seemingly been a frequent target, for obvious reasons. And, in short, I can think of few things more inflammatory to a racist, white MAGA person than, "Black men can fuck your women better than you."

"Cuck porn" may have been too broad. I'm not saying they invented cuck porn, nor interracial porn, etc...etc... Only that I believe they may have seen it as a potential wedge to promote in their information efforts, particularly when accompanied by weirdly divisive, aggressive messaging.

I could also be wrong/crazy, and I wouldn't bet anything important on it, but I figured it was a fun one to throw out there, given the question.

Alright, I'll bite.

I think it'll someday be known that Russia was involved in the promotion of cuck porn, partially explaining its increased prevalence.

Bank vault doors. With digital keypad entry systems. They're really smart cats.

I love this idea and am filing it away for the imaginary future where I own a home and need more greenery, damn it! Because it's going to be so lush and green. And there will be water and mountains and a rainbow...

They seem cute until you find one scurrying around your kitchen in the middle of the night.

He lives in a hut in the rainforest maybe?

This could also explain Cracker Barrel.

I've been watching some Friends here and there (a bit late to the game) and I absolutely cannot stand Rachel.

The others are already safely across in Grindavik, you're fine.

I briefly created a POTUS account on kbin and posted what I thought were obvious jokes. It got so overwhelmed with people assuming it was real that I got creeped out and immediately abandoned it. I was kinda shocked. People really just kinda...believe whatever the screen says, I guess.

Since I was a kid, I settled on "$100 million." Simple. Enough to get you through life, but not being too greedy. Yet it's still never come true, so I'm beginning to think wishing on stars, candles, wells, etc... might sadly be bullshit.

I just watched the episode of Community where a guy makes this exact mistake and never gets the giant matching fist he needs.

The Butthole Cut would also be a great band name.

Finally!

It has invaded my head, too. I want a chance to use it in real life, but when!? Where!? Trivia night?

"Immortan Joe! He looked at me!"

I was watching a few on a road trip and happened to catch them when Rachel was rejecting Joey, then demanding Ross not date and stay with her. She was just awful in every episode I saw.

Maybe it should've been the gay engineda?

TIL a new fancy word.

What is the most "paper RPG" version? Morrowind? Daggerfall? Morrowind is as far back as I've played, maybe I need to revisit older titles?

EBITDA = Earnings Before I Took Dick Anally

Pho is just a loose-leaf tea.

There's nothing like French pousse-pousse!

My favorite was raspberry.

Matchbox 20 is just like Matchbox 19, 18, etc... Just glorified roster updates.

Damn, R.I.P.

Which fits, because you'd be thirsty after a baker's dozen.

So they could release a trailer-perfect version of it today and it'd still be six years outdated.

Why not just look up numbers for a big lottery jackpot before you go back? Way quicker, much less effort?