Jacking off. I'm really good at it and have a lot to share, but every time I've tried the police get called.
jackie_jormp_jomp
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It's really the perfect life. I want nothing more than to be a little man faffing about all day
I just hear it when my parents start ranting about how horrible the millennials are, without realizing both their children are millennials.
They're trying to hint that if you had a better tractor, you'd be getting more action
It's the entire reason I have Internet access
Let them. Let republicans sue and drive the youth vote away further, let loan servicers emphasize how fucking ghoulish they actually are. Let it fuel actual legislation to change this shit.
no thank you
Hey you're from Indiana too! I've noticed Kroger's the worst about this, Meijer is usually lower. Shop Aldi then Meijer if you can.
What fucking idiot would want a picture without an echidna in it?
I'm surprised more of you aren't using my mom, she gets around
The Pareto principle is everywhere in life.
Why did you use a quote and not use any of his words, or even the gist of what he said? At no point in that comment did he approach saying that
I'll leave you with these 4 words / I'm glad Reagan dead.
I'd go with Freddie Got Fingered so I could experience it for the first time again
Maybe you aren't that good at writing code
I remember playing Jedi Knight on the Internet Gaming Zone
My back hurts
You are not allowed to stop moving or eliminate your waste. It's because we care about you
They're orders of magnitude more real looking.
I need to know what you weirdos jerk off to
We couldn't have done it without you
Yeah right, like I'd give away my cum.
She'll pay for your Uber, it's a good deal!
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It's exactly what it sounds like
Great, but what kind? Is there a bundle I can buy easily? People go the cloud route because of simplicity
Man if I could find acid anymore I'd love to. Magical stuff.
Will still check em out though, thanks for the recommendation.
Wonderful, thank you
Confidence will carry you farther than competence most of the time.
I'll blackmail ur meat industry bb
Want an invite?
Jacking off?
Depends on your technique I suppose. I'm a continental guy so I tend to drift
He'd definitely return it just in case someone else wanted to watch it in between his viewings.
What's your favorite one? I only have a POTV One and it's perfect for me. I rarely smoke so I don't need anything too complex
Good show
So then it isn't coming.
Great song. I heard he drinks his own cum
IMO this is such an important thing about life. You can't control most of what happens to you, but what you can control is your attitude & your reaction. You often don't need to have an opinion, a preference, or a response to a situation/event.
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