Broadcast that we've discovered a cheap and hilariously effective FTL but to kick it off requires us to collapse the vacuum decay. We're willing to do it and relocate to the other side of the universe, but we don't want to destroy everything if anyone is around. Answer quick, we're packing
To be fair, this is how the YouTube algorithm requires big channels to act to maximize views, ads, and money. They've got way too many people reliant on that income to do anything different than exactly what best optimization strategies work