Mayor Poopington

@Mayor Poopington@lemmy.world
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Seems like a great way to lose all your talented employees

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If youre in your 20s or 30s, its entirely possible your beard grew back faster compared to a year or two ago. But thats because of getting older and stuff like that. Your beard doesnt grow faster just because you shaved recently.

No, this is Patrick

You got the right idea. Heart problems are a bit of a mystery until you can get an EKG done. Urgent cares aren't usually equipped to do more that that. If it's ongoing, maybe look for a cardiologist. But if you're having any sudden shortness of breath then you might need to head to the ER.

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Considering I will probably never get to own a house, cardboard cuts will always be a thing.

Theres that bot that posts a piped link, but I blocked it because the videos never loaded

That's why I said usually. EKGs are common where I'm located, might not be the same in your area. It's not that hard to read an EKG, even I could tell you whats normal and what's fucked.

So how many warnings are we up to now?

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It's crazy to me a 10 yo has access to snapchat

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Yes, but they're supposed to do it over and over. The problem with the Chinese sub is it could only sink once.

I bet op is one of those hippies that doesn't like their SMTP tested on animals

With enough people and equipment, anything is possible. I'm sure the JDAMs did most of the heavy lifting.

Congratulations! Now you can tell everyone you use Arch!

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Oh I'm stealing that one

Oh man this letter is going to be worded so sternly!

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And the other party won't?

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At least once. I was going to rob a bank the other day but decided to play on my phone.

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Nice

Woah you might be on to something here

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IRC took some effort to set up, and some patience with the internet back then. These modern methods like snapchat are easy mode

That's why I vote

Guess the saying is true, if you owe the bank $1000, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $13 billion, its the bank's problem.

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My grandpa once brought home a workbench grinder. Anything in the garage with a blade for sharpened. Even did the lawnmower blade

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We found out about it because those people are still alive. The Catholic church has been at this for centuries

This is your standard dual flush. One is flush, the other is eject. Which is which depends on the manufacturer. Just be careful, the eject can be quite forceful.

As for which button is the right one, it's definitely the one on the right. The other is the left button.

School shootings are the norm here, suppose it was a matter of time before it spread to politics.

Oh well, thoughts and prayers I guess.

how tf are you affording doordash?

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  1. Be rich
  2. Don't be poor
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Whats a Bshole?

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Its pretty easy to hire a hitman on the dark web. Just be aware, they all seem to be undercover FBI agents.

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Easy mistake, they're like right next to each other

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MONCH

Tbf, I would also talk to gay republicans at Mar a lago for a 6 figure check.

"operate like a startup" usually means they want 60+ hour weeks

Are you the guy that posted on the Microsoft forums about Edge crashing after 1600 open tabs?

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The vagina joke is the most legitimate part of this chart.

Sync the vibration with your controller and get back to me

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Noticed something similar this past memorial weekend. I went boating in a deeply red part of a very blue state and saw significantly less trump flags compared to last year.

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Really we should just replace mathematics with bees. I can't think of a problem that can't be solved with more bees.

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