Does non-pausable videos count? I can’t understand why apps like instagram, which exists to show pictures and videos, has the worst picture and video handling of all time. Can only magnify pictures by pinching and it only works while you’re still touching the screen. Can’t pause or restart a video. Want to show someone a video? You have to scroll to another post and then back to the video so it starts again.
I like the idea of instagram but the actual reality of it is utter, utter dogshit

Bring the pain!

Fucking arseholes. It has been my imaginary home since it started and now I have to use fucking mastodon and bluesky fucking dicks.
On the plus side, Lemmy has been getting really good recently

NoDepression Man

Yeah. I’ve had a leatherman squirt on my key ring for years. It’s always in the same place, has a useful set of tools and has got me and quite a few others out of some minor scrapes

I’ve had this little fellow hanging in my shower for a year or so now and it’s great. Turn it on and it connects pretty much instantly. Weirdly good sound for the size and water resistant. Keeps my phone dry too

!the_pack@lemmy.world

My wife has about 40. Really fun to get drunk and browse through them every now and then

Not genius tier but my Dolly loves to look out of the window when in the car (she’s fastened to an isofix safety belt on the back seat). Once we get over about 30mph whoever’s driving will close her window as it gets really noisy. Occasionally we will forget to open her window when we come to a 30 zone again so she has learned to open her window by herself.

Courgettes / zucchini I can eat them raw, shredded, souped, fried, the lot

You can use Safari and an extension like Vinegar. I’ve not seen an ad since

A phone actually made by a company known for making headphones. It’s called the Apple’s iPhone. Seems ok to me. The default browser is Safari and works pretty well. Weird thing about this phone is it doesn’t have a keyboard, just a picture of one on the screen. When you press the screen it can see these presses almost as if it were a real keyboard!

Fuck I missed it! Ready for next year though https://imgur.com/a/d9omaS6

I so want one of those!

If not it’s the worst one by far

Not in the same league as most of the other responses but I cannot watch About a Boy. Yes the Hugh Grant film written by Richard Curtis. I’m not a big crier but that film is like a giant TEARS ON! Button for me.
I tried to watch it again last year as it’s one of my Wife’s faves and it was on already. I was in floods even before I’d sat down.
Something to do with the boy, his situation and the fact his only friends are adults kind of resonates with my childhood.

“Imagine the vocabulary of a rented parrot” snooggums@kbin.social
#onelinepoetry

Great laptop. I’ve used one at work for the last couple of years. I’d highly recommend any ‘business’ Lenovos (Lenovii?)
Coincidentally I’m saying goodbye to my trusty T490 tonight and starting new adventures with my newly issued T14

Black canned olives are a totally different beast to eg small green tart ones. I struggle to eat cold green olives by themselves sometimes. Black canned olives are salty beauts with the best texture of all time and I could eat fistfuls of them any time of day or night please

Just a work laptop refresh

Popadoms. If there’s any left after curry night he will search them out and eat the lot

That’s a fair point. All veggies are good when oiled and grilled

That’s really nice thank you

Heck sausage