jmd_akbar

@jmd_akbar@aussie.zone
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Joined 10 months ago

Umm... Only 13%?

I thought it would have been more...

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Next week, Microsoft negotiates the pending tax figure to $0...

Week after that, Microsoft is raising Office plans by $5 per user per month across the board to cover their tax bills...

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Hoist the anchors, mateys!

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Wait... Why would it be awkward for the employees who you want to re-hire? They would just simply ask a much higher pay... You need their expertise and their knowledge, you have to pay their demanded salary...

It should be more awkward for the companies...

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That's the idea...

Yea... That's a "No" from me dawg...

I have a very bad feeling it will start to harvest your local data...

Looks like a good time to move to the EU... 😬

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Please do, and I would like to add a few more (only 180 more) countries where you should quit...

Yup. Totally not a suspicious thing to say...

That's definitely not a guilty party's statement...

I would lose my control over my minions... Why don't you understand?

Whoops, I meant, my staff can't be monitored...

Whoops, I actually meant, I will lose the one place in life where I can actually throw around my power...

/s

Output is based on the input......

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"progress is undermined by a system not set up to help officers succeed."

What the fuck does he mean by succeed? Successful in what? Successful in meeting quotas of arrests? Successful in ignoring sexual assault cases?

It's the fucking police... You shouldn't be run as a fucking enterprise...

Nice "summary"... 😁

186 vs 186 🤣

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Thanks to this article, I got reminded to port over the rest of my "blocked words" list :D

first and last name, e-mail address, date of birth, billing address and credit card expiry date...

Sure... Totally things that someone can change on the fly....

If you can give them that, give me that. Give me a log of my own notifications please!!! Please!!! Ffs...

Hoist the anchors, and man the sails! ❤️

90% of the times, I use Firefox. 10%, I'll go for Safari...

Actually that might be 99% and 1%, respectively :)

AirForceProud95 requesting a high speed low pass in a hot air balloon 😁

Not with that attitude...

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You mean to tell me that pouring water on things makes them wet?

No way...

/s

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Incoming Starlink price increases...

"New and improved" Starlink, with lightning fast speeds upto 8mbps, now from only $1399 per month...

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Much like your opinion then?

Nice of them to go for IPv6-only... It has to start somewhere 😊

Yup. Totally not a suspicious statement from them....

Is this the one you looking for?

https://youtu.be/NpBPm0b9deQ

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"Well Fucked"?

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You're a long way off from home, mate...

But how will we earn trillion dollar profits and justify each others 8 figure secret bonuses?

"Seem to be are trying to rig a US house race"

FTFY

Yup... I only see the stars -

Wait... Did I type *******...

You're definitely good there. :)

I would have that that was India...

A lot of random govt tasks are literally done via WhatsApp...

Can we disable these options somehow?

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Good point...

Yes... Infighting...

gets popcorn ready 😈

Well boo fucking hoo...

Yes

To the most of the world, they are "mentally ill psychopaths", but to their rabid supporters, they can do no wrong. They will still watch them, cheer them on, and support them and vote for them...

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