I used to have the same problem. Then I realized my hair is thinning, and any style haircut I wanted would never look how I expected due to thin spots. So I just have them shave my head. #0 or 1/8th inch. Go back 2-3 months later and repeat. Try it. If nothing else, it'll grow our to about the length you want on top, then just have them trim the sides down.
I hate to inform you of this, but Culver's was a Wisconsin exclusive until maybe 10 years ago. I assume you are in KC, as they have Minskeys and Culver's there. By all means, though, celebrate Minskeys. If it's the pizza place in KC, General Tsos pizza sounds amazing.
I'll suggest Tom's Drive-in for burgers and Rocky Roccoco for pizza in my area.