Years ago, a coworker greeted me with "Happy 420!"
- Me: "Oh, I didn't know you celebrated Hitler's birthday."
- Him: "What?”
- Me: "April 20th was Hitler's birthday."
- Him: long pause and blank stare "I DIDN'T KNOW HITLER WAS A STONER DURHURHUR!"
- And then I got a new job.
Whatever, don't care. Won't be lured in to eat their crappy food. I could gather more sustenance from sunlight more cheaply and with better service. Bagged lunches unite!