So did you become a vegan or a cannibal?
So did you become a vegan or a cannibal?
USA was the first democracy in the world
Uh, no it wasn't.
Also Mr "what my daughter and I have in common is sex"
It's crappy lawyers all the way down.
Velcro sewn to just inside the top of your pocket, so sticking a hand in your pocket makes a loud noise and you can feel it, for any pickpocket to separate the velcro.
Funeral home services
Isn't that more of the same crime the trial was about?
Easyjet. They sent us an update in their app saying they delayed our flight a few hours due to ill pilot. We were waiting near the gate (nearest cafe) but not quite within view, and no flight boards nearby. They decided not to delay after all but did not send an update to the app, and nothing over loudspeakers. My paranoia got the better of me so i wandered down to the gate around the original time of flight to take a look. When I saw they were boarding after all i called the family down, but we had missed it by a minute or so. They would not let us board. They preferred to delay the flight while they unloaded our baggage. We had to pay for and book with another airline to arrive at our hotel at midnight losing a day of our Greek Island holiday. When we complained to their service desk, they refused to refund us, and said "we DO suggest you always keep up to date by watching the flight boards". There was a giant sign by their desk that literally said "download our app to keep up to date on your flights". I will never give those fucks another dollar, and I tell this story to anyone who will listen.
How often for What's New Pussycat?
I want to see Dog the Bounty Hunter chasing him down.
And if one sentence isn't enough, the commit has too many changes
Not OP, but where I'm from (NZ), bible bashers are what we call overly religious nuts who have to shoehorn god/bible into everything.
Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Why would you need to clean the seat? Does noone else LIFT the seat beforehand?
At the very least a sniper should be good at sitting very still for hours at a time.
The keyfob already has two way communication for the challenge-response protocol, so it is perfectly possible for the car to send a signal back saying it was actioned.
“Not to exceed the GREATER of $25,000 or three times…”
If the value gained was $5K, the fine is the greater of $15K and $25K, i.e. $25K. If the value gained was $500K, then the fine is the greater of $1.5M and $25K, i.e. $1.5M.
$25,000 is the MINIMUM fine.
Grim, short for The Grim Sweeper
Whoever owns the camera presumably has an interest in reducing/solving crime in the area (why else have cameras?), so they would likely be happy to make the footage available to police if asked nicely, with no warrant required.
When I was sticking my oar in too much on something he was doing, my Dad used to say "who's skinning this cat, you or me?"
I suffered through 2 years of zero software updates, not even security updates. Google Pay stopped working randomly. I contacted Samsung support who couldn't figure out why on either of these issues. It also kept lighting up on full brightness in the middle of the night due to no reason I could figure out, despite being on do-not-disturb. Never buying a Samsung again.
What kind of children's pastor brags about "staring down" her charges, or calls them tyrants?
I know this kind of requires some cunning, but maybe he's playing at developing dementia in order to get out of any upcoming sentences, as a backup plan in case he doesn't manage to win or steal the presidency.
Missing Cameron Monaghan
But why isn't Nikki Haley running in the caucus?
Just calculate the equivalent drop in working hours required to get a reasonable hourly rate, then spend the difference in time playing ping pong.
Now I want to see a post showing off your shuriken collection
I would hope it modifies the original. It's implied in the name. A function that returns all but the first item should be named something like tail or without_first_item.
"Look what you made me do!"
Too close to the election. Republicans will just block a Biden nomination until after the election, in the hopes of another Trump nominee.
I actually think the comment could be interpreted as Trump shit on the desk before leaving either to spite Biden (instead of leaving the traditional letter), or his declining mind allowed him to let slip an accident he himself had personally, and that "'disgusting Biden' is still using it, what a weirdo, I wouldn't use it after I soiled it".
Once AI and robots can do/make anything they want on demand, they won't even need money, so don't need to make money by selling stuff. For sure, they will probably have a tough time transitioning from the idea of making money, but they won't need to any more. The rest of us could split off our own fairer economy, but they'll probably have the IP locked up on all the technology so we can't use it and have to keep working 5 day or more weeks.
Et tu, Eric?
Did they block her from the caucus, or did she choose not to enter the caucus? If the former, how, and if the latter, why?
He means "the real fraud is on me" in the same sense the Milky Bar Kid says "the Milky Bars are on me!"
Your clothes and anything you are carrying don't teleport with you
LodgeMINT of resignation
If it is a choice, then stand back to the wall and teleport -24 inches to safely teleport through the wall.
Surely it's still more efficient for the truck to carry that screwdriver and a whole truckload of other goods, in a single journey, with optimised route, rather than me (and every other Amazon shopper) driving my car to the nearest hardware store to buy that screwdriver?
"You lost the game"