portable swamp cooler. it leaked and makes your carpet a swamp and maybe cooler. also luggable.
roller-type kitchen knife sharpener. the finer edge sharpener actually dulls the knife more.
tile tracker. it was so big, I didn't lose it. I also hate the concept because it works like insurance does.
republican judges are probably okay with the bribe/ gratuity as long as they checks 10 commandments "do not bear false witness" about it.
🤡 marvelous