After School Satan Club would be such a great name for a band.
After School Satan Club would be such a great name for a band.
The text in the image represents how accurate it tends to be whenever I try to OCR a document.
At least the NYT came up with an accurate headline this time.
Yes but you can't use a hard n
My grandchildren are going to be very excited to get this new XBox! - some Grandma somewhere
We need to find out what churches folks like this are being indoctrinated in and forcibly shut them down.
HURRY! HURRY HAAAARRRRRRRD!
My curling peeps will know what I'm talking about.
Actually, these are fucking great. Super outsidery. I'd buy but want to make sure the kids get the bulk of the profits, not the teacher.
If you think about it, every image we see on the internet could potentially have a Subway behind it.
Quick, someone should ask President Dukakis how he felt about the polls, putting him 15 points up on George H.W. Bush in the summer of '88.
And the program finally completed today! 🎉
Love it. Learned so much as a teenager about what was healthy and normal from her radio show in the 80s.
Holy shit that verse goes hard
The Wang Gang strikes again!
I have no idea what this meme is referencing, but it's a well known adage that a good defense always beats a good offense.
This is super wholesome and I am here for it.
Great. Something new to have nightmares about.
This is the shit you feel when you're high
I am also interested in the answer to this and which service the author is using.
Emily Elizabeth's mom (looking at bank statement): Jesus Christ, that dog is eating us out of house and home! We just can't afford to feed him any more!
Emily Elizabeth's dad: I have an idea...
Paul Simon has so many hard-hitting lyrics across his entire catalog. I'm sure I could find something from just about any album, but for me, what comes instantly to mind is this line from "The Cool, Cool River": "And sometimes, even music/ Cannot substitute for tears".
No way these motherfuckers are uncircumcised.
I'm not super familiar with a lot of 3EB's work, but I do like "How's It Gonna Be", and you're absolutely right, they lean on that third pretty hard as a melodic element. The third tends to be sung a lot against the ii in that particular song (so yielding a ii9), but when they do use the IV, I notice the melody will often do the same, and it serves as kind of a tension breaker given how much emphasis is given to the third against the other chords leading up to the IV. The bass line is also great in this song, not just using the root of the chord, but different degrees and transitions between them for interest. That said, I can't speak to the rest of their catalogue.
🎶🎵 The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down... 🎵🎶
You mean like a politician should do?
This is good too.
And your brother surprising you by coming home for Christmas from the Peace Corps and getting to fuck him
It sounds like what you are looking for is a form of an object request broker. Provide the name of a class as a string (or, if the set of desired objects is more constrained, an integer or enum or something similar) and then build an instance based on that key. Generally, all these objects typically inherit from some base class like Object so that the broker can return an Object* and the client can dynamic cast it down to the actual thing. I've used a pattern like this in the past that worked pretty well using macro magic to enable classes eligible to be instantiated through the broker (register the key and the class name with the broker). This was pre-C++03, so doubtless there are cleaner and more modern ways to implement such a thing these days.
I thought OP was looking for minced oaths that could be used in its place, and this is the first thing that came to mind for me. I use this one all the time because I try not to drop the big one around my five- and three-year-olds.
My bad, I just naturally assume everyone knows of this amazing commercial. Go to Google or YouTube and search "Folgers incest" or "Folgers brother sister" and enjoy!
Bystander: She's apneic and has no pulse! I'm beginning CPR!
Commences compressions
Patient: Uh actually I have a boyfriend