The emoluments clause? https://www.britannica.com/story/what-is-the-emoluments-clause
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The emoluments clause? https://www.britannica.com/story/what-is-the-emoluments-clause
And American Samoa.
Honestly? I was trying too hard.
Not to discount your rice idea, but isn't this essentially the directions for Rice-A-Roni?
Actually worked with this guy briefly. If I recall correctly this was from a decomm moving from a DC in Utah. Nice guy. Really good DC tech.
Edit: Lots of other replies mention this, so I'm just repeating things...
"At-will" employment is actually a state-level law, and at least one state (Montana) isn't an at-will state. That doesn't invalidate your general points, just think it's an interesting tidbit.
That reads like it's hanging trying mount a swap volume. Did any hardware change recently? Particularly like hard drive layout or something?
Technically, Midway is considered uninhabited, so while I wouldn't dream of telling them to fuck off, most census measurements already do...
I don't think I have any great answers for you, but I have two thoughts:
I think they're using this style: https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-does-eat-hot-chip-and-lie-mean-the-viral-copypasta-and-meme-explained