NotHarveyElliott

@NotHarveyElliott@lemmy.world
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Joined 9 months ago

"Being gay isn't a choice, it's a competition, and I'm winning."

Have you tried New Vegas?

Oh what am I saying, of course you have

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Can't believe Celeste used child labour smh my head

Nothing valued is here.

I fucking love you, Fallout New Vegas

Tu Youyou Tu Meme

Rip king.

This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.

Pretty sure it's called a Krustyburger with cheese

Look at you, gobblin up those rewards

I played around with mine the last time my wifi was down, then accidentally got stuck with 7 pillows and a floral duvet cover. I couldn't work out how to change it back, so I bought a new bed

Facts.

Beads? Bees!?

Fundamentally incurious.

It's the plot to all of my aquarium visits

American?

Torment executioners is a better name and I am using it forevermore

Couple boxes of lynx Africa set each year because it's the cheapest one? Unimaginable

I mean, umm, if you say I have to... 😳 I- I guess I have no choice. It's not like I want to, or anything!

I didn't realise the Wolves fullback would be on lemmy, but I don't think its surprising that he would tell you this

I just want the Night in the Woods video, man

Ooh look at the pro refrigerator jenga player over here, lording over us with his "I don't smash four jars of pesto a week". Must be great to be paid to play. I'm sorry that most of us are Sunday league

You get His Majesty's name out of your mouth!

(John was one of the better kings, but all of them were awful. He was better than his brother tho, lionheart was a terrible king, don't believe the propaganda.)

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Oh he wasn't good (less terrible) for signing the Magna Carta, which wasn't even that important at the time, but more because his competition is worse. And yeah, no one named after him, but that's only relative to other monarchs - as in, he was bad to the royals. Failing at being a king can make you a good king, depending on how you're judging it. Nobles thought he was a prick, but they were, so it's like 6 of one. For example, he reformed the legal system which took power away from barons (which obviously favoured him), which was very popular with lower classes, as they could since seek justice against their barons (who were previously the ones overseeing those cases).

My opening line was mainly a joke, I don't like any monarchs, but the idea he was particularly bad is... contentious

Is kept (by themself) from making any statement.

Literally 1984

God I wish I was that penguin

Last remaining Tory voters

That's a Professor Scott Bugg fact! Stare at the sun for at least 3 minutes a day to fill up on water