By "call her daddy", do they mean that I am to contact her father, or am I to refer to her as daddy? 🤔

Imagine endangering the lives of your constituents because politics.

Yes, that much I was able to surmise.

Fuck yeah, squat the world.

I don't speak to my mother anymore for the very same reason, but she was in the tank for Trump since day one. She's always been a hyper conservative cunt, and honestly I jumped at the opportunity to remove her from my life.

I'm sorry that your experience wasn't as liberating. From a young age I've never gotten along with my mother, so when the time came to rip the bandaid off it was more of a relief than anything else.

I don't think you could tell him. At least not in a way he's actually capable of understanding.

This is why they're so against abortion. More babies means more porn.

declarations that she would protect Missouri from the “transgender industry."

She won't let Big Transgender get a foothold in her state.

It's a win-win, most definitely.

Living well is the best revenge.

I'd like to see a loaves and fishes kinda miracle performed with the bodies of these 8 men.

Surprise, motherfucker.

I had to get my wife to read this to me, and I thought she was just trying to be funny.

A short list, indeed.

Do you not wash your ass?

Give me a break. Dean is way hotter than Sam and it ain't even close.

I'm ashamed of my country.

Time to hoist the jolly roger high.

I have no patience for lactose, and I won't stand for it.

Regardless, they were perfectly accurate in their assessment of police interactions.

I taught my 3 year old to say 'No, thanks", and it's so cute. He's so polite and I love him so much 🥹

Too little, too late, pig.

That was a blast.

Hussein?

Wash your ass better.

I'm a scorpio and I do X all the time

Right up until that last part, I mean.

Yikes on bikes.

You can never go wrong with cats or plants.

Pussy juice

There's really no right answer to that.

For now.

This is the first I'm learning of this and I'm immediately interested. Just applied.

No, we just sell lemonade. But it's cold and it's fresh and it's all homemade.

I like the Greendale Community College logo myself

I drive my little taxi in CALCUTTA!

Hail Satan, and hail yourself!