I'm a scorpio and I do X all the time

I'd like to see a loaves and fishes kinda miracle performed with the bodies of these 8 men.

Misney makes 'em pay!

This is why they're so against abortion. More babies means more porn.

It's a win-win, most definitely.

Surprise, motherfucker.

A short list, indeed.

Time to hoist the jolly roger high.

I have no patience for lactose, and I won't stand for it.

Yikes on bikes.

You can never go wrong with cats or plants.

Pussy juice

I like the Greendale Community College logo myself

No, we just sell lemonade. But it's cold and it's fresh and it's all homemade.

For now.

This is the first I'm learning of this and I'm immediately interested. Just applied.

Hail Satan, and hail yourself!

I drive my little taxi in CALCUTTA!

You're doing the Lord's work.

Be still, my heart! 😍

Everything is less fun since I got clean.