i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and i'm not kidding

i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and i'm not kidding

Elon said "come back to the office" girl what office???

Because laws are for poor people silly goose

This is a very valid point that I don't care about Yoshi "Black People can't exist in FFXVI"-P bringing up lol

i'm pretty sure it exists to make vita fans mad (it's me, i'm vita fans)

lol get fucked

Wallet take all these posts and turn them into a zine or pdf or somethin I'd read it

3D Platformers. We get maybe one or two every few years, and most of them are usually pretty short. last big one was probably A Hat in Time. if y'all know more beyond that let me know. just grabbed Koa and the 5 Pirates of Mara.

so desperate for one i'm considering learning how to make 3D games so i can make my own lol

• metroid
• returnal
• beyond good and evil
• the FFXIII trilogy (yes they're good and I'll fight anyone that says otherwise)
• Bayonetta
• A lot of the Resident Evils
• Celeste, bonus points for being very gay as well
• Half-Life: Alyx
• Tales of Berseria (if you like anime stuff. the protag's outfit is trash but she's probably the best Tales MC IMO)
• Telltale's Walking Dead
• Assassin's Creed Odyssey. The female protag is canon as far as I'm concerned
• Night in the Woods
• Control
• Nier Automata
• Kena: Bridge of Spirits
• Signalis

Let's fucking gooooo

the longer you spend time around me the longer you'll find that I can't shut the fuck up about gravity rush 2

does it have flaws? probably. good luck trying to have a conversation with me about them. that game gave me a sense of joy and happiness I have literally been chasing since it came out in 2017.

a fun main character, one of the most unique movement mechanics I've experienced in a game, sick music, all the questions from the original game answered in ways I never would have expected, and an open world that, whilst not very interactive, is so architecturally interesting that I will boot the game up just to fly around and look at stuff to this day as a way to relax.

so yeah you should play Gravity Rush 2. and yes, the Xenoblades are great too, great taste tbh. they're so mechanically crunchy that I can play them for hours

it was my birfday last thursday

i did the lego great wave of kanagawa set

They're bringing back furbie too

Homie was trash, glad he's gone lol

Doubt whoever replaces him will be better though

"Dogs really are man’s best friend, they know their place, and perform useful functions like biting burglars and chasing balls that you throw for them,” Ryan wrote, according to Bloomberg

CEOs are not human

You can disagree with someone's point without insulting them. Please remember the be nice rule if you wish to continue participating on Beehaw.

About 50 hours into xenoblade chronicles 3 I realized I could pick character order when doing chain attacks. Up to that point I had been going left to right every time.

I went from doing 200k damage per chain attack to 17 mil lol

more than possibly any other industry, gaming companies don't really see their video games as "art."

nintendo doesn't want you to buy their old games because they want you to buy their new ones. that's all they give a shit about.

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https://twitter.com/Jordan_Mallory/status/1277483756245442566?lang=en

Good.

On Android I'm liking Thunder and Connect

The former

that's wild that it doesn't just give you the bonfire teleportation when you reach any bonfire. didn't realize it had to be that bonfire in particular

For me:

• Wo Long, again, on the PS5 this time and with the Season Pass. I'm a freak so I'll get it done before the first DLC drops this week

• FFXVI. I have many, many thoughts about this game right now but I'll hold my tongue until I finish it. i probably will.

• PSO2:NG. I'm done with grad school so I'm delving into those big, forever games again. FFXIV is boring to me now so I thought I'd give NG a try. I played PSO2 a lil bit now and again. if you play this lemme know! I'm on Ship 3, but I literally just started, so

• Battle Bit Remastered. The only FPS I've ever been good at is Apex. This is not that, but it's fun and low stakes so I'll take it.

• Ender Lilies and Afterimage. I've been on a Metroidvania kick lately

• Street Fighter 6. still searching for my main (and my skill in this game)

Grim Dawn gang

It's not, he was arrested in November, he was given his sentence a few hours ago.

Ooo got an example? Would love this for discord and looked around but couldn't find it

Yeah, also printers and scanners are fucking horrible devil machines no matter your generation. I'm about to be 29 and have worked in tech for years but I'd rather lie on the floor and cry than fix a printer

affirmative action has done more for white women than ANY!!! other demographic but white women are the only """minority""" 🙄 that vote overwhelmingly against their own interests (Republican, just to be clear). have a conversation amongst yourselves #FFF women :)

many people have developed carpal tunnel syndrome from traditional joysticks

Yep, my hitbox saved my left wrist

Hey bud you're at like a 130%, I'mma need you to drop down to like a 15% please

Fam......no...now I understand why people split up in horror movies

Hato Moa is a woman to everyone saying he.

this comment is extremely rude and unnecessary and is being removed. please remember to bee nice on beehaw going forward.

Thanks, i did it through Secure Folder on my Samsung Fold!

every game should be announced the day before it releases.

i am barely making a joke

You'd be surprised, that's not really how the game goes at all. The characters are actually super compelling and endearing, and the gameplay is meaty as hell. It's one of my top 15 at least and I can't wait for their next game.

Yuji Naka hasn't had anything to do with sonic in like. Decades at this point you're good if that's what you're worried about

VR tends to have a harsh drop-off tbh, I think the stat is like most people stop using their quest after the first 4 months? this might help bring people back now and then. as far as going back to old games....for me I'll boot up beat saber and until you fall, but as like, chill cardio when I don't wanna go too hard that day lol