mister_flibble

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While it's definitely PRESENT in Lord of the Rings, one could argue Frodo himself is a subversion of it. Giving the ring to someone powerful would almost inevitably result in corrupting them and (depending on just how powerful they were) would just make a new big bad. Hobbits work as ring bearers explicitly because they're not "special".

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Guessing less about the sign itself and more about the heavy equipment/traffic obstruction involved in getting it down.

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Ladies and gentlemen, former reality TV star and convicted felon Donald Trump

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"Don't you think he looks...tired?"

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Not as far as "dumb" per se but I would accept "less smart" in exchange for physical buttons and a removable battery.

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I mean, it could also well be just malicious incompetence covering, well...the regular kind of incompetence. If it turns out multiple cops were in and out of there during that time and all but tripped over a dead guy, that's not exactly a great look either.

It's plausible someone dumped him there thinking it was just an abandoned house and not realizing it was as active a location as it was. Or that the poor guy was ODing or something and his 'friend' tried to drop him back at his grandma's, then panicked and dumped him at the first secluded spot he saw when he realized he was dead. By the sounds of it, the wounds on his arms are the only visible wounds on the body (and it was just the random construction worker who found the guy that called them 'defensive wounds').

Maybe it's right to left and he's made a maga manga.

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That kid just REALLY hates Mr. Goodbar's

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Gregg is a fucking treasure

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Yeah, I'm thinking some sort of sketch ass MLM.

This is the none pizza left beef of sandwiches

Yeah, it's just a blatant lie that a phone with a removable battery can't be waterproof without being massive. I had a galaxy s5 active years ago that was, and the difference in thickness between that and the standard one was negligible.

Temba, his arms wide

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Bassist from Train apparently fell in the shower and died recently if that counts.

Because that's the line that might actually lose them some supporters and they know it. There's still a pretty big chunk of that camp that likes to pretend "oh, that was out of context" or "oh, they didn't mean it that way, just about insert specific situation here". If they go all in with straight up racial slurs those deflections don't really work anymore.

That being said, I wouldn't put it past Trump to slip up on that soon because he's been starting to get a bit unhinged even by his usual standard as of late.

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Tbf it's technically just part of a town and not an actual town but there is Mianus CT

AMC still does sensory friendly screenings, though it looks like it's only at certain locations.

Muskodon

Their whole strategy is basically breaking things then chucking them at the next guy and running away shouting "you touched it last!" so yeah, that tracks.

Obligatory relevant xkcd

He looks like an AI image that managed to crawl out of the screen like the kid from The Ring

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Having had an unfortunate amount of personal experience with a diagnosed narcissist, can confirm that that is a highly effective strategy. You can't 'logic' someone who's operating in a completely different reality and justified outrage just results in them playing the victim. Laughing at them makes them completely fucking short circuit. Hell, look at how disproportionate Trump's response was to SNL satirizing him.

"And you can't come to my birthday party anymore!"

Honestly for baked goods bananas will do the job quite well

There was Big Bob's Beepers on Hey Arnold.

Yeah, Janice apparently had quite the personality change after she left the Electric Mayhem

There were definitely a lot of kids ones in the early 90s that were basically the glasses in the OP but in an assortment of colors. My first pair was a purple and white speckled version of the 80s "serial killer" glasses.

Hitler was a hell of a lot younger than Trump though. The shaved orange orangutan is running out of runway for that kind of shit. Hell, as are a lot of his supporters for that matter.

Yeah, there's interviews of his floating around from the early 90s where he was still pretty clearly a self important fucking idiot, but he was significantly more coherent.

My best guess is he's technically her half brother: OOP's mother (daughter of the grandma in question) + OOP's father's father = OOP's bruncle-husband. In turn, this would make Cletus the Fetus OOP's nephew/niece, aunt/uncle, cousin, and stepchild. We're wandering into medieval royalty levels of incest here.

Yeah, realistically this hypothetical person just grabbed eggs while they were at the Wawa. Nobody goes on a whole ass Costco run when they were already making dinner just for fucking eggs.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/candlejack

He mentioned Candlejack, that's

Available in Manana

Fizzbitch

And GUN

When I worked there in 2008ish it was still the 79, 89, 99 cent menu.

I mean, I blame Apple and the general trend of aggressively bland minimalism for the wireless earbud thing. You're not wrong though.

Ah, fair. My bet is if it happens, it'll be mid rant at one of Trumps little fascism pep rallies.

There's a hot sauce I regularly get that's scorpion pepper and prickly pear and it's amazing. Fruity to the point of being almost bubble gum sweet at first and then the heat hits.