momtheregoesthatman

@momtheregoesthatman@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

I'm over here in my wife's Hyundai smoking weed, having unprotected sex and drinking hard liquor. I can't wait for my targeted ads. Served to me on my prison issued JPay translucent tablet. Thank god for technology.

The most snowy of the snowflakes: Republicans.

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Old white men elected themselves under the guise of voting (gerrymandering who?) and are too embarrassed and confused to allow women the rights they have as humans. Isn't democracy silly.

Plus, it's one of the few jobs that will disqualify you for being too smart.

I remember, long ago, going to breakfast with a group of people that partied HARD the night before and laughing that "we're paying for last night" as we ate and laughed only to go do it again that night.

Now I drink two whiskeys and need 3 business days, four Xanax's and a metric ton of Pedialyte to even raise my head from the pillow in bed. I'm in my late 30s. It's usually better - for me at least - not to drink at all. Mileage definitely varies.

Lol

Duplicati. It just works. Paired with Backblaze (not free) it's been our default home backup for a long time.

Don't judge me... I never use exclamation points unless the context is absolutely fitting. Aka, %1 of my email and text, if not less, uses it. It's like I've saved it for it's original meaning. My wife isn't a fan of this.

After years as a family plan subscriber, I moved my personal (1k+) passwords off of LP after the last -- and most egregious -- breach. I have quite a bit self hosted in my environment but Proton Pass interests me as I can get my wife and son in it easily as we already have the family plan. Lemmy is loaded with tech savy, so my question is; same devil different form? I've tried BW but it wasn't condusive to the whole familys use (at least not a few years ago).

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Corporate "motivational" nonsense. Leave the woodpile higher, write everything in pencil, drink your most expensive wine first. Some companies base - quite literally - everything on these nonsense blurbs.

That, and the way many [past] jobs tried to cover up the lack of compensation opportunities and bumps by things like basketball courts, restaurants on "campus" (sigh), goat yoga... I can't feed my family with a basketball court at the office. I guess I could feed them a yoga goat but I surmise it would be frowned upon.

Thank goodness for WFH. Never going back.

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All the ignorant [American] ass wipes that bemoan and slander Mexico: They're more progressive than the USA. I know that scares the republican snowflakes. I'm glad women's rights matter more in some areas. It should have always been about all human rights, but I'll stop being nieve now.

I'm just spit balling here; but I think Mr Lumpy Pillow might have been better off as a crackhead.

See, Mike Lindell liked crack before the Lumpy Pillow Co™ but there isn't a drug stronger than sheep-minded snowflake stupidity and the means to be loud and obnoxious with it.

He was never in this much financial trouble, which is quite a feat, and his mental state could be argued was many times more sane as a cooked coke fiend.

How whimsical. They won't, but I hope they rot.

You're a poet. I can see your description and it's spot on.

I will launch that 🚀 as soon as the app is available. Pre-registration is done, let's goooooooo.

Honey, little Samantha has someone's grandpa all over her shoes again ❤️

Don't kill me, I'll cum :(

If we've learned anything, it's that Drump supporters won't learn anything. This group is just a duffle bag of dick cheese. They'll embrace and baselessly defend him no matter where we/he/the media goes. RIP USA.

That is a bummer. BMW owns them now ans I LOVE the media controls on ours. Simple & straightforward.

I'm in the same boat and state of thought here. I've got a monster Plex collection on an unnecessarily large NAS... But; I pay for Spotify, YouTube and Proton. I use them all, I see value and still use a piHole, uBlock and all that stuff like nothing changed. More power to you.

Jarrod could be completely innocent in this whole ordeal, but I can't be the only one thinking.......

Adam22 looking weird

I've worked remote for 4+ years and could not see myself going back. I love being able to leave a meeting and hang with my wife & kids, even for 5 minutes, it makes my day better.

That said, many of the people that report to me are part of a co-contractor whose policy is essentially structured to force low performing assets into the office. I'm not quite sure how I feel about that, but in my role, I've seen it be successful for them.

Honestly I'm glad I'm not the only one. I've got a NuPhy %75 on order + a few I rotate as daily drivers and I'm opening and closing the pre-order page for this one now, over and over. Why are we like this 🫠

Thank you for your contribution, Vaginal_blood_fart.