moog

@moog@lemm.ee
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Joined 11 months ago

That's a lot of lusty argonian maids

I can't with a comic that starts with "that's a lot of cum harry potter" like can u don't

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And then when it's closed you have a little hole where ur poop gnome can bring u cookies and choccy milk 😊

So close to being loss

Still remember my step dad looking at this on Facebook like 10 years ago and unironically saying "gosh that's just incredible artwork" and showing it to everyone.

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Ashcroft got absolutely roasted holy Christ. "Duh duh duh huh what??? There have been allegations! I just don't know them"

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Fuck I just feel sorry for them

The broccoli hair is what does it for me

"games out there that don't exist" how high r u rn

This reads like shit. it starts off with this ground breaking tone, then its just crypto bs? and then the article just ends abruptly. The fediverse is the solution to the problem theyre talking about not some shitcoin. sheesh

why does it matter that theyre gay

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You have just as much right to generalize as anyone else. But that doesnt mean youre not an asshole for doing it. Gay or not.

the "i never want to shit again" colon-pounder special

his only defense is always just "no u"

assholes are the only reason this feature exists

owned snowflake big mad ooga booga offended woke libtard ooga booga

One bad apple spoils the whole bunch

"What is my purpose?" "You deliver food." "Oh my God."

Lol the initial release was called GIRLS. So in this case, a dick pick did work on girls.

I remember this. I forgot when they switched but there was a fat gap between the segments when I got one and I felt stiffed.

while i agree some of the challenges are dumb, this challenge is literally just "eat one spicy chip and dont drink water afterwards" i have to imagine that if the chip did kill him, he mustve been allergic or something. ive eaten a whole bag of Paqui chips before no problem.

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No a decal is any kind of graphic printed on things. Like the Police livery on cop cars or the advertisement on Nascar cars

why would i not just use the api your api hits ? are you talking about footing the bill for paid apis? then no because youre going to stop paying for those at some point.

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"'I wanted to chop my head off' Sachev says" relatable

Do not. I repeat. Do not use a condom you had in your wallet. You will have a child or STDs or both

Glibc is the gnu c library. You wouldn't just download that from apt. I'm surprised your Linux distro doesn't already have that installed.

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moved to lemm.ee for this reason. insane downtime levels

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He's zorg but incompetent and somehow less likeable

I'll play when it's out of early access

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That's almost word for word what my old boss told me. Then whenever I told him he had a call on hold, he'd ask me what "color are they?" so he knew how long to make them wait before picking up the phone...

Shit tier take

Yeah what weed smells incredibly good to me that would just make me want to smoke it

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hey hotcock 😏

Burrussy 🤤

What the third one say

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Dolan

Modern society is only possible because of global trade networks. Global trade networks would never work without currency. If a person spends all their day fabricating metal sheets they need a way to buy bread to feed their family. Otherwise we'd all be back to farming our lives away.

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King/queen/theen

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u wont no balls