mrgreyeyes

@mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl
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Nearly dead memes for nearly death people!

I do support the message though!

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✨iNtErNaL PoInTeR VaRiAbLe✨

I did the same, but they were not impressed by my Obedience extreme sex bench 5000 with restraint straps. I even told them the sturdy bench is made of durable, heavy-duty steel, capable of supporting up to 400 pounds of weight.

smh.

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I'm guessing the Indian outsource companies are rubbing their hands now.

The MCAS system is now so robust it only wants to go up..

The cartel will start lobbying, because of loosing their biggest outlet.

And the fucking videos that auto play in the bottom corner with audio. I think the old people that recently found out about internet are trying to turn it into regular TV.

All the employees left are just doing what he says without any questions. It's becoming malicious compliance and I love it.

"You want our recognizable blue bird to be replaced by an X?... You're the boss!!"

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I'm was not allowed to upgrade from them. I'm not going to throw away a perfectly fine pc.

Installed Ubuntu and I'm having a blast.

Rearrangeing Guts has a whole new meaning now.

Moon Moon is going to clap those pale cheeks as retaliation.

I really, really, really want to rip the tags of my mattress!

Goth Tinkerbell with her chemical powders.

When will Harambe's curse leave us.

They lay on your lap whilst they dictate their mischievous code.

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We have Google A.I. for that.

The market is finally correcting itself.

They massacred my boy!

Not my proudest fap.

That made a python interface wrapper arround VB Script.

I see you forgot about a gem called "ME"

I'm glad somebody laughed for us today.

He is Assembly, Operating Systems require him to operate.

She holds a grudge against greedy corporations. I think her motivations are not driven by money, like most of them.

Can we crowdfund air time for an angry Bernard Sanders speach?

Did the same thing and deleted my account. My muscle memory can't find the app and my battery last a full day.

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The billionaires know if he gets elected now they have enough levdridge to get a perpetual get out of jail card.

I was on holiday in the US and saw that thing in the distance while driving. I drove to it. And when I saw it was just a simpel store, I thought to myself: "only in the fucking USA 🦅🦅 yee-haw!!"

Even the name is a marketing turd

They used a vibrator because they did not want to get tired.

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Is that the one with Donkeys and Stallions? Hot stuff.

I mean it's just a browser. Bit of fiddling with the saved password and your go to go again to never look back. If they value their users they will improve again like Firefox did in the background over years.

I only hope a good search engine will appear again. I don't like the alternatives.

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But now I know that I can jump off the Golden Gate bridge to cure my depression.

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I laughed way to hard at this.

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"100 whistle blowers on the wall, 100 whistle blowers! Take one down, burry the truth! 99 whistle blowers on the wall!" - Boeing quality control

They're still friends? I thought the romance was over?

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Dotanium or donotanium there is no trytanium!

The Ai is going to play World of Warcraft the next few years whilst he comes of age.

It's more the negative energy of a reluctant teenager.

You can invoke it with "speaker of the house" privileges.