How in the hell did this make it to market?

It started innocently enough, some friends writing simple C programs that would output an ever increasing text file containing the letter 'a'. This rapidly devolved into a competition of who could output the largest files the fastest.

We had progressed to recursively launching spaghetti programs competing with streamlined data-dumpers until we started to hit storage limits on the central server.

10/10 great learning experience.

Which, as far as I can see, is why we should sin as much as is comfortable. We wouldn't want the savior to have died for naught.

My mother once told us to get "a male realtor; the woman realtors don't care as much because they're just doing it as a hobby - the men are doing it as their full time job."

She's a real gem.

How absolutely unhinged is it that this is a real headline and story.

This just feels like the inevitable next step of Reddit becoming a 'monetizable' platform for influencers. It's annoying but it's a tried-and-true method of getting paid engagement; get influencers(marketed/advertised personalities) to engage and build a following.

Give the bowl a beans a sail and let it roam the high seas

The nature of it being federated probably doesn't help with SEO much.

Just downloaded Weawow - one of the more impressive things for me is that it's only 144kb.

I'll merge after we fork

Potentially dongles?

perfect answer, everyone needs to be reminded this sometimes

Anything load bearing. Miss me with cheap jack stands when I'm working on my car.

They're plotting defeet.

He's not above the law! He's just above the results lol

stares at stable releases

I think that if we had inexorable proof of alien life there would absolutely be a shift in the public. I'd love to think we'd grow closer as humanity.

the only real waifu is a rhel distro from 2014

This looks like a desperate potato became a flower

Not a fucking chance this matters. I really wish it would, but it won't sway any folks that weren't already swayed.

This is going to get punted through appeals and yeah, nothing of substance is going to happen

Absolutely, I don't get how folks can center on the fact it's a felony. He's long been in the class of people that won't see real consequences.