muculent

@muculent@lemmy.world
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Every time I see the body horror AI produces I feel like I'm MacReady at McMurdo in desperate need of my flamethrower.

The secret love child of Kim Jong and Elon.

Streaming services become required by law like insurance

Wait, why am I required to pay for a streaming service?

Because it has all of the entertainment electrolytes a human needs

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Consume

Take a brick to Roku until it agrees to your terms.

When she wants to get frisky but the cold makes you turtle.

And to no one's surprise, wealthy powerful countries don't want to share their wealth, which may also equate to sharing power.

That's when you let her know you've always got a bucket of your gravy ready for her. Hashed? Mashed? You've got her smothered and covered.

For additional educational material on pensioners I suggest Still Game: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiacTaYXyRfxMFMOGl6KRLpA6y11JFKZ4

Whenever I see or hear anything Alex Jones, I just imagine he's a time traveler from the Warhammer: 40k universe.

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