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@seth @BombOmOm

I zip tied a harmonica to the bottom of my neighbors Tesla.

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@pyromaster55 @Son_of_dad

I refuse to even be near the police. Never let them catch or detain you. Never let them that close. It has been a lifetime game of keep away for me. Always leave. Never stick around. Don't talk to them. It's best that way.

@Neato @girlfreddy

Rhonda Sanchez just signed a bill in Florida outlawing sleeping in public. Florida is run by shit stains.

@Lucidlethargy @MicroWave

I refuse to drive through Texas and I do not do layovers in Texas on the grounds that their supreme court supports road side cavity searches by law enforcement. Nothing Texas for me.

@testeronious

Some people are being given thousands of dollars with no strings attached in universal basic income trials. They spend the cash.

FTFY

@Buelldozer @girlfreddy

What is Judge Shopping for $1000 Alex

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@ImADifferentBird @gimpchrist

Kanye West is an openly black white supremacist and he is not the first. The first openly black white supremacist was a person named William Hannibal Thomas, who wrote The American Negro in 1901, a loathsome work that was so derogatory towards blacks that white supremacists of that time used his writings to support their claims about the inferiority of blacks.

@Evotech @andros_rex

A single Cheesecake Factory has better net sales and profits than Truth Social.

@Fredselfish

I was in Oklahoma recently and did notice that there were an alarming number of Chinese nationals working in the cannabis industry. And they work for very cheap.

@MicroWave

How many of you have gone outside and yelled at a republican lately? How many of you have shamed them in the stores? How many of you have run them off when there are more than one around? Those bozos are a bunch of rural bottoms who come to the city to take a pounding. All yap and nothing else.

@Fredselfish @jeffw what state is that?

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@MicroWave

We should start planning a street party for when Trump croaks

@FlyingSquid @SuckMyWang

Their God is on meth laying around his heavenly house trailer in his wife beater and he is doing absolutely nothing.

@Uranium3006 @BonesOfTheMoon

They should be replaced with boy scout type people

@SlopppyEngineer @Signtist

UBI will undoubtedly be tied to citizenship

@jeffw

The alphabet will be too woke for those retarded fucks. God I thought that I cannot hate them anymore than I do, yet it continues.

@Land_Strider @Akisamb

Israel has become exactly what it loathes.

@FenrirIII @jeffw

We all need a union. Maybe we should set up a union that we can be born into. That way we get a better start than the non-union babies.

@bamboo @alphanerd4

Its people like you that allowed me to be okay with not doing business with the right. Their money isn't good enough for me. They are too low brow for me to care about.

@WaxiestSteam69 @18_24_61_b_17_17_4

My favorite part of the story is when they find him stiff on the toilet and then dress him in these shoes before the weekend at bernie parade.

@Altofaltception @Willy

Mine has the embedded string that you pull to tear a straight line from end to end. What kind of banana has tab side? I'd like to try that!

@DarkNightoftheSoul

The feature I like is they don't require as much food or water.

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@MilitantVegan @unreasonabro

apparently people with tattoos do not taste perfectly fine

@spyd3r @Sylvartas

Ah yes, I had to expand the post as my initial thought was AK47 autoflower. I couldn't have been more wrong.

@FuglyDuck @return2ozma

Have you seen all those hoes and bitches that get on those yachts and they all got their titties out and showing their ass and pussy. It's a great trickle down economy Ronny put together.

@EdibleFriend @jeffw

I like how you were able to find a redneck to respond. Nicely done!

@RunawayFixer @BreakDecks

When Japanese railway workers strike they simply did their job, picked up the passengers, and collected no money in protest.

@yeather @jeffw

Gun manufacturers are infallible

@OldWoodFrame @Potatos_are_not_friends

He said neckbeard. Ha haaa haa it's true

@Varyk @zarkanian Florida is too woke for Florida. It's all gonna come crashing down soon like a house of cards in the wind.

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@DarkNightoftheSoul @Stopthatgirl7

Children are great workers.

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@Linkerbaan shit I wrote to President Biden yesterday.

@jeffw @givesomefucks

I usually bring peanuts and cigarettes to throw at them. That is how it works if I recall.

@helenslunch @MicroWave

I'm inside running a train on my dab rig. South Florida does not have much of a view.

@markus99 @ZeroCool

The Arabs are upset because when the Jews left they were black and when they came back they were white.

@Ultragigagigantic @MicroWave

The most boring place ever

@return2ozma

Those rural bottoms are all mouth until they come to the city for a good ass pounding.

@RizzRustbolt @will_a113

My pillar is coated in loads of oil and it's even collecting on the ceiling marble and dripping down onto the pillar. When the glass is hot it changes everything.

@yeahiknow3 @ObviouslyNotBanana

That's because she was told her vagina was a catchers mitt and she kept trying to use it to catch the ball.

@EdibleFriend @tacosplease

Remember the time Obama was your President?

Pepperidge Farms remembers