I had no idea what had happened. I just felt a burning sensation on my neck. I thought at first I had just been cut by the corn stalk, but then the pain started spreading. I turned over the leaf and saw that, and freaked out.

The pain lasted for about 30 minutes. About an hour later, when I was able to look in the mirror, there was still a catapillar shaped welt.

It's because you said the "R" word. ;-)

Not if he said, "No one will ever believe you."

I'm not your buddy, pal!

Is the tommy gun just out of frame?

I'm in the same boat. Over 40 years here, and my first time encountering one. I had a serious WTF moment.

Yeah, it's taboo here, dontchaknow?!

Don't forget the blow!