myster0n

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DJ Who's Ein

At this point in my life it mostly resembles the 10 hour cinematic masterpiece Paint Drying

Oh I'm very comfortable with it. In fact I haven't owned a Ubisoft game in many, many years, and I wasn't about to change that.

Did you ... Have a bad dream or something?

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So, while someone from Game Informer wanted to inform people one last time, GameStop stopped it. I guess everyone has to be true to their name. Now let's see how many more game related things GameStop is going to stop.

911 is a different kind of suicide hotline

choo choo!

Eron!

Wish granted : he doesn't have to go to prison, gets a billion dollars and becomes an influential politician. At least that's how this usually plays out.

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It's all a misunderstanding : as they are French, they're talking about cats!

Now I want to throw hot ... paperwork? at a CEO of a fortune 500 company.

"Turns out we're colourblind, so who knows what colour that line was"

Not only can they be frozen, but when they're frozen and you drop them in coca cola light, they work even better than mentos!

What if ... the chicken was adopted by a cow?

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The science behind it is that it sounds crunchy because the rock salt draws out the moisture from the music. You will have to replace the salt on a regular basis though - depending on how much music you listen to.

You don't like teriyaki?

If they say that the president has full immunity there's nothing stopping Biden from rounding them up and gutting them like fish.

Once you poop you can't stoop.

Will I be able to follow the plot if I haven't played Diarrhea 1-3?

But if you got an air conditioner the ice lasts longer

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And in the same way you can freeze water with steam.

No, you should start saying nonsense and see what that gets you. "My chicken just coagulated"

What are you doing, sepsis?

If you absolutely need another guy, sure.

Und I did.

It all started when I mispronounced "hairpiece"

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I don't know, but they've been milking something.

Maybe lessons were learned. As in "this is how we do it". It wouldn't surprise me.

They're just going to throw a few more projects on the Google graveyard then

Harambe?

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I think you meant "hamberders"

No he isn't. I've checked.

He's the president!

Get a room!

... That room should probably be a kitchen.

Look up agar agar : it's a gelatin substitute made from algae

That half of a lemon that I put in the fridge a month ago? It's now half of a lime!

Thanks 🍿

Woo!

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I have, over the years, spent quite some money on (windows) VSTs. I've tried in the past to get them running on Linux, but with no success : even when the installer worked fine in wine, the tools used to get the VSTs to run using bitwig either introduced too much lag, or the sound was stuttering. Have you had some more success and if so, can you give me some pointers?

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