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@myusernameis@lemmy.ca
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Ah, I see the problem. I'm afraid you've accidentally adopted a Velociraptor.

NOT a cat... Don't ask me how I know.

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I'm flexible and trans, does that work too?

Short story. My company brought in a different working-type consulting group. I decided to try my own experiment and answered the 150 survey completely randomly, didn't read the questions. Then sat through a 4 hour workshop where most of my colleagues told me it made so much sense I was a [whatever my results were, I forget]." Found out they paid like $10k for the day session, never told anybody what I did.

Honestly, I probably only know the acronym because of the right wing hatred against it. I vote we say "Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion" instead of "DEI" to make them spell out why they are against these things.

Edit, its equity not equality... Fixed that.

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mass transport

There's definitely a joke here somewhere...

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As someone who taught that age range, this is an insult to most 12 year old boys.

What do you mean no meat? The cat is right there!

(Kidding, I love my cat.)

They'll give me a past that never took place.

That resonates so much. Thank you so for sharing with us.

Because he paid a pornstar, Tobequiet.

Edit: Just finishing the TMNT song to appease my compulsions y'all. I understand the the legal case is more complicated.

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Lemmy-Bot: "First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days."

Fact: This is actually where the phrase "shrimp on the barbie" comes from. It has nothing to do with BBQ.

I successfully line danced in 4 inch stilletos. Yes it was a Cowboy Carter launch party.

Yeah, but only because a human license is stupid hard to get. I blame the government.

During lockdown I tried making fruit wine without doing enough reading. It smelled like acetone and I'm pretty sure it was lightly poisonous. He can have that recipe if he wants.

I've been sober for 6 months.

Anyone remember when a certain oat milk brand paid to promote a megathread about their new ad campaign, with comments open, and just got savaged by Reddit? The funny thing is that generally people seem to like the product, but hated the smug marketing so much it turned real bad, real fast.

I wonder how they're doing:

The stock has fallen 42% in the last 12 months, while the S&P 500 SPX has gained 23%.

Ha.

Likewise, at first I assumed construction or big truck, but as it lasted my list of "what ifs" was a bit frightening. Took a minute before earthquake even crossed my mind.

Obviously, it's gotta be Powerade Mountain Berry Blast or you just damned that person to hell.

Rogan is paid to stir up shit, Musk is somehow losing gobs of money doing the same thing....

There is nothing sexual about it I'm afraid.

Too bad, we know you're a Cylon!!!

Dude, it's been an hour already, are you going to let us know or ... Oh.

Just wanted to second this. Learning to use a roux as a base saves me so much money and effort. A bit of butter(or any oil) and flour makes any creamy sauce/soup/stew you'd like. Add milk, broth, spices, garlic, cheese... The skies the limit and it's a lot cheaper than cream or cream cheese, and I always have it in the house.

"get ass metaphorically kicked SO hard, wipe off, repeat "

Haha, this was me and cat eye, thanks for sharing I can't wait to try the puppy dog. It looks amazing on you!!

Ha, apparently I still don't know what it stands for. Thanks for the correction.

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🤛 😏

Like a penguin?

Mine actually got it, draft 2 and 3 were similar to yours, but draft 1 caught it was a trick question and said just go across as long as the boat is big enough.

If they get in cahoots with the Orcas attacking ships, we're screwed.