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-Gym

-Dance Studio

-Concerts

-Free Events (there's always something on Eventbrite)

That what ultimately ends my time here, will be my own fault.

And spiders... Fuck spiders.

So we ARE living in the Matrix...

Headline is 4 words (and a "'s") too long.

Wrote my own, but I copied most of the code from others.

Bluesky has gained a million brazilion new users...

I'm so sorry, it was right there. And yay for Bluesky!

NOT a cat... Don't ask me how I know.

The full story is almost better than that. As told by his brother:

"Well, this old librarian, she says, 'This library is not for coloreds.' He said, 'Well, I would like to check out these books.'

"She says, 'Young man, if you don't leave this library right now, I'm gonna call the police.'

"So he just propped himself up on the counter, and sat there, and said, 'I'll wait.' "

[The police and his mother were called]

"And the police officer said, 'You know, why don't you just give the kid the books?'

"And my mother said, 'He'll take good care of them.' "

So, the librarian reluctantly handed over the books. And then, Carl says, "my mother said, 'What do you say?' "

And Ron answered, "Thank you, ma'am."

Full story: NPR

Lose 10lbs fast with this one simple trick!

I'm flexible and trans, does that work too?

Short story. My company brought in a different working-type consulting group. I decided to try my own experiment and answered the 150 survey completely randomly, didn't read the questions. Then sat through a 4 hour workshop where most of my colleagues told me it made so much sense I was a [whatever my results were, I forget]." Found out they paid like $10k for the day session, never told anybody what I did.

Honestly, I probably only know the acronym because of the right wing hatred against it. I vote we say "Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion" instead of "DEI" to make them spell out why they are against these things.

Edit, its equity not equality... Fixed that.

mass transport

There's definitely a joke here somewhere...

Donald, You need to calm down. You know all too well there's some bad blood between us. Never in your wildest dreams would I endorse the smallest man/hands that ever lived.

Now look what you made me do, don't blame me if my fans try some vigilante shit. This isn't a love story, it's karma, and you're guilty as sin.

So shake it off and stick to campaigning in Florida, it's only August after all.

You're on your own kid, -T

As someone who taught that age range, this is an insult to most 12 year old boys.

I worked in craft beer marketing for a while and the running joke about untapped was something like...

"Best lager I've ever had... I don't like lagers. 1 star."

What do you mean no meat? The cat is right there!

(Kidding, I love my cat.)

Healthcare would be great, but at this point I'd still settle for taco trucks on every corner...

Does Harris’s success mean that the fundamental dynamics of the race have changed? Probably not.

Saved you a click.

They'll give me a past that never took place.

That resonates so much. Thank you so for sharing with us.

Lemmy-Bot: "First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days."

Because he paid a pornstar, Tobequiet.

Edit: Just finishing the TMNT song to appease my compulsions y'all. I understand the the legal case is more complicated.

I successfully line danced in 4 inch stilletos. Yes it was a Cowboy Carter launch party.

Fact: This is actually where the phrase "shrimp on the barbie" comes from. It has nothing to do with BBQ.

During lockdown I tried making fruit wine without doing enough reading. It smelled like acetone and I'm pretty sure it was lightly poisonous. He can have that recipe if he wants.

Yeah, but only because a human license is stupid hard to get. I blame the government.

ACT 1, The GOP kills his puppy...

I mean yes, because that, but also it's just pretty.

Anyone remember when a certain oat milk brand paid to promote a megathread about their new ad campaign, with comments open, and just got savaged by Reddit? The funny thing is that generally people seem to like the product, but hated the smug marketing so much it turned real bad, real fast.

I wonder how they're doing:

The stock has fallen 42% in the last 12 months, while the S&P 500 SPX has gained 23%.

Ha.

I've been sober for 6 months.

Likewise, at first I assumed construction or big truck, but as it lasted my list of "what ifs" was a bit frightening. Took a minute before earthquake even crossed my mind.

Ah, I see the problem. I'm afraid you've accidentally adopted a Velociraptor.

Obviously, it's gotta be Powerade Mountain Berry Blast or you just damned that person to hell.

I saw Minecraft and Stardew mentioned already. But not the ultimate time sink, Kerbal SP, especially with mods and documentation. Though I'm not sure 5 years is long enough, can I request an extension?

I'm a total wimp and I went upper outer thigh. Got it at a reputable place, but spur of the moment with a friend. Very little pain, almost always hidden, but as a bonus, gives me an excuse to hike up my shorts/skirt when it comes up in conversation.

A toggle to show grid lines would be awesome.

Anything muppets, I have so many positive memories, even the "so-so" movies make me smile ear to ear.

Moulin Rogue, it's been one-upped so hard in the movie-musical genre, but I saw it like 10 times in theaters (back when that wouldn't require a second mortgage) and still love it.

Too bad, we know you're a Cylon!!!

There is nothing sexual about it I'm afraid.

Rogan is paid to stir up shit, Musk is somehow losing gobs of money doing the same thing....