There’s no dick this guy won’t suck for money.

And he didn’t even get paid. Bahahahahahahahaha. Get fuuuuuuuuuucked Rudy.

So….socialism? Someone wake up Ted Cruz from his Corona nap on a chair in Cancun!

Lol. This guy put on a hard hat to move an empty box with a dolly. That’s a flag right there that the guy has never done any kind of hard physical labor in his life. Charge his ass with felony election interference and fire his ass.

How is this shocking to anyone? He owes millions of dollars.

Money laundering. That’s what this is.

So they’re ballot harvesting? I thought rePUBEicans were against ballot harvesting. Does that mean that 2000 mules was a DIY video instead of false and misleading information?

The corpse of that turtle is still going to vote for Trump.

Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman. Guaranteed they’re behind this.

Incel dipshits that couldn’t get laid even if they had a 100 dollar bill sticking out of theirs pants.

Everyone relax. Republican governors got this labor shortage figured out. Why do you think they’ve been rolling back child labor laws? Arkansas and Iowa are leading the nation on replacing adult labor with child labor and they can even pay them less and shield the companies that hire them from prosecution in the very very very rare chance one of these laborers dies from work related accidents!

You libs need to chill out and let the free market decide who get to keep their limbs or not!

Well the guy is a grade A clown. If his fan base wants to be treated like garbage for a chance to eventually get sexually molested by mr beast or his inner circle of douche bags….🤷‍♂️

Fuck Jerry Seinfeld.

His diaper must have been full.

I can absolutely confirm this. Always joked about it until we found ourselves out in the PNW and that joke became very real very quickly.

He will contest it no matter how badly he loses.

Anyone still supporting this human shaped STD has herpes of the brain.

Well of course those perverts are ok with this.

Ideally, prison time.

Lol. The guy got a cease and desist order from The Tom Petty estate for illegally using the song Won’t Back Down, yet here he is doing the exact opposite. That’s some 5D chess moves.

Thank you. That’s the most insulting part. It’s a mediocre cookie at best.

I don’t order these and I can’t talk shit about them at home cuz I trying to be a better partner, so I do what normal people do and go vent on the internets.

I apologize to those who I have upset.

He’s absolutely talking about all of us, no matter what our citizenship status is. That lady and all those who support him will be the first ones to get shipped the fuck outta here because they already have their addresses and phone numbers. There’s a special place in hell for people that sell out their own kind.

What a whiny bitch.

This chinless taint stain looks like a canned ham got dropped on the floor of a merkin factory.

So they’re traitors AND cry babies.

That’s code for “I’m fleeing the country and moving to either an underground bunker or a one story home with no windows, so I don’t “accidentally” fall out of one.”

Poor guy is just a walking CTE lesion at this point. What a waste of basketball talent.

Ughhhh….. it kinda does.

The guy would walk in the dressing room of the Miss TEEN USA pageant, that he owned, while they were changing. Of course he’s groped minors. Unfortunately, there won’t be a video of this happening. Guaranteed.

She’d never do that. An illegitimate Trump baby, real or not, is her golden ticket.

Well they don’t want to hurt the feelings of the nazis they protect. Keep reminding them that 400 thousand Americans died in WW2 to give us the right to punch nazis in the face.

Wait till she drops a fake pregnancy on them.

Guy with spoiled mayonnaise leaking out of his ears talking about someone else being mentally disabled is fucking hilarious.

Lol. Why are we still pretending to give a shit about W?

They have no souls.

I wonder where he got that genius idea? What a waste of carbon.

Can’t wait till the IRS fucks this little bitch over so hard.

Weird racist motherfuckers. The entire lot.

It’s the flour.

It is if someone from outside the US, who can’t legally donate to Trump’s campaign, buys 100 of these.