nightofmichelinstars

@nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
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Fucking soulless vultures. I'm sorry for your loss.

In America that's barely even news

I have privacy concerns about this meme

A French border laws joke would be pretty on on the nose here.

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Isn't that what that blue thing is to the right of the toilet?

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Do the eels swim up there or do the seals snort them?

They're white

Here in the US they are our leaders

It's not what she's saying here that's the problem, it's that she fucked up her own campaign so badly by keeping her smug entitled head so firmly up her ass that we got Trump. Personally, I don't want see her in the public eye or hear her opinions ever again, even the ones I agree with.

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Embarrassing for who?

Jackfruit

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Oat milk. Oat

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My Cousin Vinnie, but backwards

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We should all ride broomsticks, problem solved

I only see batman

Please tell me she was made to pay for the door she broke.

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Don't yuk his yum. He's not hurting anyone.

For everything else, there's Mastercard.

Finally someone taking the question seriously

Not with that attitude

Why is age more relevant than race?

They're also clogged with microplastic like the rest of us

The first person who said probably lived in a city and then it was repeated by people who thought it was funny. I live in a city and avocado toast has been readily accessible for a long time. It's expense but not disproportionately so.

I was expecting a bowl of frosted mini wheats for dinner. You know, for a well rounded diet.

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I believe Stephen Miller has it memorized and creeps into Trump's bedroom through the window while he's sleeping and whispers it into his ear, and has been doing this every night for 6 years. I can picture this clearly.

Can you elaborate on the nature of the trouble?

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They won't hit you for copyright violations if you upload someone else's music?

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Ancient mummy chicken is the best chicken

Butt cheek fuzz

Don't stop paying big power. Just ready yourself to die quietly when you're supposed to.

fuck the patriarchy for not believing in Tarot.

Lol what?

Is the meme saying that the speakers with cigarettes are supposed to look like the people getting high or that putting cigarettes in speakers is something one does when high? Or both?

Different signature. Also I'm pretty sure The Far Side ended before step trackers were a thing.

Harold and Kumar

Shortened from Canada geese

That I'm fine with. Keeps their vote from supporting his ideological (if you can call it that) successor (whoever that ends up being). It's not like he can be an acting president when he's dead, right?

Right?

I know this a music community and not a dance community, but this is one of the best dance performances I've ever seen to a pop song. https://youtu.be/gyQ1lV1OvGw

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Yes, I agree.

Peanuts are an important part of their business model though

They do say it helps to do some physical activity between the first and second sleeps. I think they mean sex, but I guess beheading somebody is just as good.

If we're playing by corporation rules, the fine is .5% of the profit