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How utterly nice of you, Miss Quito!

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Elon wants to be the only dim one in the room

The absolute beauty of this: readers adding context without denying the actual content of the message. Glorious.

Nice, another bunch of assholes out of business. Just one question: why the fk did they not have backups? They weren’t just wee little hateful bastards but stoopid on top too?

Poor animal. Sensitive and intelligent creatures, locked in isolation for this long would drive any human completely insane. WHY are humans such god awful miserable bastards?

In the mirror

Off-topic: never unplug this way, it’s bad for your cable and potentially dangerous.

Stupid monoculture is the cause, but let’s not fix that.

Yeah, this is the first time I find a headline that is not baity enough

Please don’t insult the pigs, they’re smart and sensitive creatures

Yeah, that was my first thought: Nice, Elon slapped a reverse proxy in front of OpenAI lmao

Uh chaps, are you aware that your country is derailing faster than a train with toxic shit in Ohio?

Now do the Windows division!

For me, this is the real news:

a shocking number of ads, rivaling network TV.

Everyone being so shocked at Tiktok ads while they have been watching as many or even more ads via their daily TV sessions.. for decades, and no one bats an eye at that?

Fucking wat Spez been sniffing gas straight from the pump or wat?

It’s got ground so it’s certified safe!

The 50s had less difficulty with gay than these spoilt screeching toddlers.

That’s great for you, truly it is, but for others it’s not.

Apparently the ghost of Elon doesn’t like this, telling from the downvotes

The trick is now you can’t tell. Should it be illegal? Heck yes. Will it? “Hmm … technology, so important … innovation.. privacy is dead anyway …. terrorism prevention.. “

Of course. Rules for thee and not for me.

There is a different story here, hidden beneath the floor boards.

Nice write up! Though.. the sound coning seemingly from someone’s … someone’s what exactly?

I am old and I like ‘mc’ (Midnight Commander) a lot when doing many/complex file operations

Asking because you don’t know is not stupid. Cooking up the absolute bottom of pseudoscience interspersed with gobbledygook about your relative-inherited intellect is so massive.. now that is stupidity.

OOP is not wrong, I never thought about it like that.

I’m amazed that it is apparently legal (is it, where you live?). Have the parents or caretakers been informed? They probably have an opinion on this, and may be your best bet (but tread carefully, management may not like it).

Just to clarify: there’s Outlook (M365) which is just the old Outlook, both as an app and webapp. Then there’s New Outlook, which looks like old Outlook but is a different, incomplete and hot garbage replacement for Windows Mail, Calender etc. https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/outlook_com/forum/all/new-outlook-vs-outlook-in-microsoft-365/e367b524-b637-49ac-8405-3d801af343c1

my block list is gigantic.

That’s what she said

I can’t feel sad for those dumbfucks. Look, even if you align 110% with GOP/Trump ideas, still you should see that your top turd is an absolute stonker of a fraud. I really really can’t even.

East post?

I’m always having a hard time keeping me dry when I read something about Meta, Google and Microsoft being _so ethical _ Hi-la-ri-ous. No Tommy Cooper or Spike Milligan made me laugh so much.

Oh wow, this is the Far Side comic, the one that made Larson famous!

Indeed. Rich people are not treated like that.

That’s not Dutch. Related, Frysian or Afrikaans but not Dutch.

Finally, a chance for Linux users to pay for HP’s evil incarnate printer subscription. Nvidia ogling suspiciously in the corner

I sure hope any person, regardless of gender/identity, stays the fuck away from taters

I’m sorry but Eurobeans are the OBs. Ask our living God-King:

This meme very well describes what anyone with a chronic condition has: perceptive surroundings. Oh, and ad hoc medical experts… “Have you tried getting better/up?” or the obnoxious “Where there’s a will, there’s a way “ (buddy I’m short on legs, do you expect me to slither around on my scrotum or what)