ninjabard

@ninjabard@lemmy.world
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It's almost like violent video games don't cause violence.

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Every time I talk about anything with my dad around.

Donald. I mean this from the bottom of my heart: Go fuck yourself.

And a public relations major? The disconnect is strong with this one.

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Ken Paxton, as a born and bred Texan I feel comfortable in saying you and your cronies can go fuck yourself. Paxton and Abbott are among the worst things to happen to this state.

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Please let him find out how quickly he can placed on a no fly list.

A roommate of mine was down for almost two months. He still has some mental lapses and foggy moments. That was over three years ago.

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It's almost like ACAB or something.

Sony really just wanted their own Pokèmon, huh?

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This quote always goes hand in hand with that one for me.

Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.

C.S. Lewis

If they'll get me out of the US, I'll fight.

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Most people at least in the South just say, "Turn on the air," when talking about the AC.

Can't forget The Rural Juror

The key word is functional. Make it physically/mechanically incapable of firing. I've been in stage productions that used non-functioning firearms working on my undergrad. They were still locked away. The professor who was the technical director and armorer was the only one who had a key to that safe. They handed it to the props master who handed it to the actor. When the prop wasn't in use during the run, the props master had it on their person. When the performance was over, it immediately when back into the safe and locked away. If it is absolutely necessary for it to function then only blanks and only in use when needed. Not using it to play a prank. Not using it to fire rounds after the shoot is over. Baldwin and the armorer are absolutely at fault here for failing to maintain safety protocols.

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Can't forget about Fled Cruz

I would also accept Elton John's The Bitch is Back

WAP: Widdle-ass pspsps

James is great. I discovered his channel through the garbage universe (Dank Pods, Garbage Time, Drum Thing, etc.)

Assassin's Creed went from being one of my favorite franchises to what felt like a generic action rpg. I still disagree with how they dealt with Desmond. As long as they keep including a level and tier system for gear and etc, it's not Assassin's Creed.

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Thanks for letting me know to avoid that company.

I download memes to share them. Messenger does not like webp. It literally won't allow me to send the image. I then have to edit the image just so I can send it. Now I have two copies of the same meme.

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I used it in a wedding between two men that I officiated.

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Go fuck yourself. Muskrat doesn't need his boots polished.

Didn't Italy greet a new Black player with monkey noises?

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The town. Not the mayor.

Same. In my conservative and low income county it took me longer to drive to and from the location than it did to actually vote.

Obligatory fuck spez

Survey says!

Nobody asked for that.

Stole art and cluttered social media.

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It should have been Bernie Sanders. Hillary lost to Trump in every poll, simulation, test, mock up, etc. Bernie Didn't.

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Do I get the money first?

Edit: Aw, beans. It's for Pennsylvania voters.

Every teacher, instructor, professor I've had from kindergarten through graduate school across three states and as many decades has asked every class I've been in if a student has a preferred name over the name they're officially registered with. Every one made a note in their register to call them as such. Refusing to call a student by their preferred name is a new level of pettiness at best and discrimination at worst. A teacher's job is to make their classroom a place where children feel welcome and safe. Regardless of whatever their personal views are. So, I say with all sincerity and with no irony, fuck your feelings.

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Is Phil asking for more sugar in his water?

My St. Bernard, Rosie, would agree. She's such a big scaredy cat.

Because when idiots hear Socialism they see Communism and it's frighteningly easy to start a red scare propaganda campaign to keep him off the big ticket.

Leave that shit on reddit.

Willfully misinterpreting the text her "religion" is based on.

Thought he was Michael Jordan playing through the flu (or food poisoning). Selfish jackass.

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Fuck the Huckabee family.

Please don't.