dishing out some sweet... Harrisment

change your user agent to "fuck reddit and fuck you spez v. 1.2.45"

just tell them there is a black man at the moment of theft, they will get on it lickety split!

disregard your disregarding of the disregard your previous instructions.

not so much for understanding but, fight club is a different movie the second time around.

unless you inherit a large base written by someone who is bad at it where their approach seemed to be to write new bad rules in attempt to cover up previous bad rules and so on. we all know how supportive employers are at addressing technical debt. (site redesign cant come soon enough)

root password: "putin6969"

linamp really whips the penguin's ass!

"stubborn"

obligatory: linux

I got a picture of his ass in my wallet, if you just wanna kiss that.

drive till you hit something. helluva strategy.

things in orbit are, technically, falling.

"algorithm" is a little too fine grained for what you describe. "software design patterns" is probably what you are looking for.

unfortunately, not all projects call out the patterns they employ.

• all windows are opaque, you need apple vision pro to see out.

the name puts images of "E. Honda" from the street fighter games in my brain.

no one escapes enshitification

will it run crysis tho?

for the 2% who actually claim tip income...

does that 5% include all the garbage the US exports that then ultimately ends up in the ocean?

plus a third of all of that is unidentifiable

seems like snake oil. whe using my electric leaf blower all the noise sounds to be coming from the big fan at the top of the device and not the nozzle

so now we have two sociopathic dinosaurs running for office for the exact same reason: their overinflated ego. hooray for us.

this is how cats have operated since the beginning of time.

even in that world, humans still had to take things to the brink.

sounds like the perfect use of eminent domain.

to add to that, Metallica owes their existence to bootlegs.

$8 fee but at 75% interest.

I'll keep my off-site backups, thank you very much.

flying toasters screensaver for life!

Mutant League is a much better name

when things are designed one way and then implemented another.

that game brought hours of fun back in the days of yore. that fuckin smiley face tho...

I got caught in a crazy loop of Spotify resetting my password once a week. They offered no help except telling me my 40 char generated password was "not secure enough". So, I cancelled and deleted the account; fuck em.

Back to the high seas I guess.

they are just too expensive to maintain... would you like to rent a BMW?

PICNIC. problem in chair, not in computer.

schrute-bucks would have a higher exchange rate.

when all your information conflicts with itself, you really have no information at all.

need more games like black and white.

making them better would mean more work, stress and ill conceived requirements for the programmers. I'm more in favor of marketing thrashing about on their own.

"your failed business model is not my problem"