Objectionist

this thing qualifies as a new pokémon type lmao

what's bad about pokémon references

man i see this bot everywhere. its awesome, and it looks like its gonna turn into a staple of lemmy's army of neat bots!

Thank you, SatansMaggotyCumFart, for the hilariously accurate description

greetings. i am the one you call objectionist. you are using the same platform as i am. prepare to spread this meme like wildfire.

ah, the ol' lemmy switch-a-roo.

EDIT: as it turns out, comment links are completely and utterly broken at the moment. sorry! the switch-a-roo chain will eventually work.

do we tell him

Unfortunately their base will probably just gobble this up as fact and never learn the truth of the case.

can confirm, have republican parents. they say they do their research but they don’t know that scrolling the front page of truth social isn’t considered research

left handed person here

i play with my right hand on mouse, this guy is a psychopath

thanks, sagan ;) what a cool guy

sigh, i gotta deal with this every day with my parents lmao

i’m exhausted

ah yes, a surprise to no one at all!

the world is just gonna be spicy at that point, lmao

the cyberpunk 2077 universe just keeps looking more and more plausible every day, down to the corporate decisions and design

i live here :(

biblically accurate annoyance

boy, we’re really just leaning into this, huh?

what bots we have here are usually super helpful, like our good friend autotldr :)

i live here and heard nothing of this, but glad that schools are stubborn about this

i know, right? i fuckin love this thing

sometimes you have to fuel the fire to get it to die down

that sounded way better in my head...

this list is actually comedically villainous, who tf agrees with this guy anymore?

well!

that’s idiotic

i only ever see these when i look up at the sky

that is INSANE holy shit it's like

almost one to one

i repeat:

WE. ARE. FUCKED.

motherfucker just ruined my favorite pastry

oxford, can we approve the word "bigly"? thanks

https://media.tenor.com/BHEkb1EYsaMAAAAC/aplausos-clapped.gif

^ please tell me if this shows up, if not, [insert dicaprio clapping gif here]

important side note: mr lemmy dev team can you add the ability to comment gifs? thx

ultimately a lot of choice is left in the hands of the consumer

just $44.80?

boy it’s gonna be a tough few years

conservative voices = hate

i don’t even think they realize that lmao

scientific discoveries really shouldn't be determined as good or bad based on who discovered it.

not like a superconductor can spy on you lmao

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the internet is my haven until i can express my opinions without instantaneous backlash

in other words, i’m doing fine-ish

such is just the natural way of computing

source: am left handed

seems kinda backwards, dontcha think?

(yes haha funny)

it is really quite pretty here but i’d love if it were just less stupid sometimes

i got diagnosed with anxiety a little while ago, and wouldn't be slightly surprised if i actually had ADHD the whole time. i haven't had a proper panic attack in probably over three years.

we should breed more of these they look kinda neat

spotted giraffes are always cool though don't wash those out lmao