oldGregg

@oldGregg@lemm.ee
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Joined 12 months ago

Fake + gay

Women are a rumor

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Baggage space.

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Several more words:

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

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Maybe they could have their own talk show. And it could broadcast coast to coast

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Sure, the silent majority of spez's accounts

Slide 1 of 59.

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That's not how it works. Female cows can have horns.

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What part of America are you from?

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The McGuinness' suit categorizes the experience as a "painful wedgie," and alleges that she "suffered severe and permanent bodily injury including severe vaginal lacerations, a full thickness laceration causing Plaintiff's bowel to protrude through her abdominal wall, and damage to her internal organs."

Damn

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And then the bottom of the ocean.

I'm not buying one until it can drive me from my home in the North Pole to my summer home in Cleveland Ohio.

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Equivalent to saying Dnd originated from mexico because my dungeon master is Mexican.

Just because a gay guy smoked pot doesn't make stoner culture gay

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Except for lobbying

Or "I don't smoke weed" and "I don't drink alcohol" when they come up, separately

That ones your best choice.

Some of these are fire lowkey

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I'm not getting the impression you go to a therapist

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Ah so it's like a less funny version of "The Ringer"

but instead of cheating at the special Olympics by pretending to be retarded, they cheat in women's sports by pretending to be trans.

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I fucking did buy bitcoin when it was pennies, but dumbass past me had a nasal problem and spent it immediately.

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Military, police, or drug dealer?

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Don't get it wet. And don't feed it after midnight.

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"wow I finally caught all the Pokemon, beat the elite 4 an-"

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Vatican City, officially the Vatican City State, is a landlocked independent country, city-state, microstate, and enclave within Rome, Italy.

They were given a tax-free country from Mussolini for being chill about the whole Holocaust thing

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...different people with different opinions?

You do know lemmy isn't one person yeah?

Who doesn't do this?

Mine is staffed by holograms until you walk up and get a humans attention

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Show your bank account balance to your therapist

Moving somewhere with solid reliable internet to somewhere without even cell reception.

Back where I left I could download gta5 in probably 20 minutes. Now it took 20 minutes to download a calculator app.

30% of the time my texts don't go through without telling me they didn't go through, so I just drive to peoples homes and talk in person or go to Walmart to make calls

I'm fucking dieing. The only saving grace is I have a friend 2ish miles away with starlink. I set up an old phone to download files to a certain folder, then when it's on LAN at my house to back up that folder over my local network to my desktop.

Ew I stepped in shit

Fuckin speak for yourself I care that he doesn't care.

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I'd do the truffle shuffle

A lot of games will work on Linux but crash during unpacking.

I got in the habit of unpacking in a VM and transferring over after

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I'm not sure about motorhomes specifically, but cars brake faster than motorcycles can.

Motorcycles being lighter + half as many contact points give them significantly less friction. Breaking too hard will pretty easily cause a skid(or abs to engage)

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What AI is it?

There's companies you can find on Google, you send them the 3d model and they mail you the finished print

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I just keep waking up and it keeps working

Before being either a provledge or a right, driving should not be a necessity.

It wasn't an accident.

Is that buying price or selling price?

Gotta be buying price based on blood

You're welcome to solve those if you want.

Don't highroad wishes.

YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY

Nah this guy loves the real OG JC you see

Dead to you doesn't mean dead to me, or dead to the world

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