Construction company we made a few foundation pads and the supervisor who was an asshole, came to check the electrical installation conduit, so he pulls his plan and goes to one conduit end that is supposed to go all the way to the other side, so he yells at one of the workers to blow on the other conduit and wants to listen for air coming out on his end.

Guy on the other end blows, nothing happens on this side, the asshole supervisor yells "Blow Harder" so the construction worker obeys and gives a big strong blow on his end. Well nobody saw this coming, someone had urinated in the pipe so all pee comes out and squirts his face in front of everybody.

Since we hated him we were all laughing our souls out of our bodies. :) The supervisor, didn't say a word and walked away furious.

It's a setting we have in our body. Two or more cups of strong coffee will make my mouse wobbly.

I met a wonderful woman. We are dating now

The US military is there to protect their country's "Freedom"

1.- I will start with the infamous rm-rf /

I can't remember but having my hard drive encrypted, I believe there is a single file that messing with it would render the drive not decryptable.

I am using my normal Android Phone with Librera Reader, it works great.

Ouch!

I think in these days, rm will warn you if you do a
rm -rf /

What does this do? nobody can read any file? would sudo chmod 777 fix it at least to a usable system?

Here is the command that will render a LUKS encrypted device un recoverable
From the documentation.

5.4 How do I securely erase a LUKS container?

For LUKS, if you are in a desperate hurry, overwrite the LUKS header and key-slot area. For LUKS1 and LUKS2, just be generous and overwrite the first 100MB. A single overwrite with zeros should be enough. If you anticipate being in a desperate hurry, prepare the command beforehand. Example with /dev/sde1 as the LUKS partition and default parameters:

head -c 100000000 /dev/zero > /dev/sde1; sync

for the terminal's operating system

1.- Make your computer slower and slower every year for no real reason. 2.- Get your files virus infected for not using an antivirus software. 3.- To be fair, get some really cool games.