oyfrog

@oyfrog@lemmy.world
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Joined 10 months ago

my favorite feature is that it's a smart device—you connect it with your phone via proprietary app and it tells you the temperature of your counter top. Also for a low monthly subscription fee it will also recite the screen play of a random episode of friends in 4 languages simultaneously, none of which are English, Spanish, Arabic, or Mandarin.

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I'll just book AAF for 10 consecutive shows where they're only allowed to play the smooth criminal cover.

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A miasma of post-Doritos farts, ass sweat, and uncleaned litter box.

The feeling of the spray hitting your skin will be akin to feeling piss aerosols/drops hit your leg when wearing shorts and using one of those urinals that extend to the floor.

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If the sellers were truly serious about marketing these, they would've stuck a single hotdog in the package peaking out of the top of the pants.

Related to suicide ride, but I'm a millennial: I had a childhood friend who rode down a hill on the pegs once. He thought the best solution for slowing down mid-hill was to jump off.

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One problem I used to have was using the wrong email address to send work-related stuff. Now, work stuff lives in outlook and my personal stuff lives in whatever non-outlook email client doesn't suck.

This is not to say outlook is great—i fucking hate it.

Raw?

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It's not that I'm not a morning person, it's that I hate the realization of having woken up again.

I've had the xperia 5iv for a little over a year now and I'm pretty happy with it. It's still not a small phone, but I think it's among the smaller phones.

I also quite like the expandable storage and headphone jack.

tar -xvzf Coffee.tar.gz americano

I've heard some of my more senior colleagues call frontiers a scam even before this regarding editorial practices there.

It's actually furstratingly common for some reviewer comments to be completely ignored, so it's possible someone raised a flag and no one did anything about it.

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