It’s adult night at the skating rink tonight and I’m going 🛼

He was probably making some “furtive movements” just before the incident.

Boutros Boutros-Ghali

Yeah I’m not in favor of constructive dismissal, but maybe these layoffs are justified….

Roller skating

Actually, no.

Roller skating.

For the past year my workout has simply been roller skating. And yes, it is joyous every time!

Reschedule? Is it not at 4:20 anymore?

I’ve been staring at it for five minutes, and I can’t get it to not resolve.

Yep, and just give them a quick flick at the end to shake off any remaining droplets. Then they’ll dry quickly.

Who’s the guy on the right supposed to be?

Of course!

“We need to cut down the insane cycle of churning through personal electronics”

Translation: We need to slow down the pace of innovation!